*** throws a bucket of smelly fish water on Adam ***
>>| -----Original Message-----
>>| From: Adam Reynolds [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
>>| Sent: Wednesday, January 15, 2003 2:12 PM
>>| To: CF-Community
>>| Subject: FW: A real howler
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>>| Count Dracula is on the pull in Glasgow. He
>>| spends the night drinking Bloody Marys in
>>| various clubs and biting on unsuspecting
>>| women's necks. He is heading for home,
>>| wandering along Argyle street sometime before
>>| sunrise.
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>>| Suddenly he is hit on the back of the head.
>>| looks round and sees nothing. He looks down
>>| and sees a small sausage roll. Mmmm, he thinks.
>>| What's going on here.
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>>| A few yards further on and ... BANG.
>>|
>>| Smacked on the back of the head again! He
>>| whirls round as quick as he can, nothing.
>>| Again he looks down and there is a small
>>| triangular sandwich lying on
>>| the ground. How odd!!
>>|
>>| A few yards further along the street and
>>| .... crash. Smacked on the back of the head again!! He
>>| whirls round as quick as he
>>| can, nothing. He's getting really angry now.
>>| Again he looks down and
>>| there is a cocktail sausage lying on the
>>| ground.
>>|
>>| He stands and peers into the darkness of the
>>| night. Nothing. He walks
>>| a few yards further on when he gets a tap on
>>| the shoulder. With a
>>| swirl of his cape and a cloud of mist he
>>| turns as fast as he can.
>>| He feels a sharp pain in his heart. He falls
>>| to the ground clutching
>>| his chest, which is punctured by a small
>>| cocktail stick laden with a chunk
>>| of cheese and a pickle.
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>>| On the ground dying, he looks up and sees a
>>| young female. With his dying breath he gasps,
>>| who the f**k are you?
>>|
>>| She replies my name is ...........
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>>| Buffet, the vampire slayer.
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