LOL funny, but that would be a good way for dad to get popped in the mouth if he ever pulled that crap with the wrong person ;)
----- Original Message ----- From: "Howie Hamlin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, February 21, 2003 10:08 AM Subject: A Friday Joke Joe was happy. His girlfriend and he were dating for over a year, and so they decided to get married. Her parents helped them in every way, Joe's friends encouraged him, and his girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering Joe, quite much indeed, and that was his mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with him, which made him feel uncomfortable. One day she called Joe and asked him to come over to check the wedding invitations. So off he went. She was alone, and when Joe arrived, she whispered to him that soon he was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn't overcome. So before they got married and Joe committed his life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to him just once. What could he say? Joe was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me." Joe just watched her behind as she went up the stairs. He stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged Joe and said, "We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." Moral of the Story : Always keep your condoms in your car. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
