"Coo coo ca choo, Mrs. Robinson" (sp?) -Simon & Garfinkel
At 10:08 AM 2/21/03 -0500, you wrote: >Joe was happy. His girlfriend and he were dating for over a year, and so they >decided to get married. Her parents helped them in every way, Joe's friends >encouraged him, and his girlfriend? She was a dream! > >There was only one thing bothering Joe, quite much indeed, and that was >his mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all >beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with him, which made him feel >uncomfortable. > >One day she called Joe and asked him to come over to check the wedding >invitations. So off he went. She was alone, and when Joe arrived, she whispered >to him that soon he was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for >him that she couldn't overcome. So before they got married and Joe committed his >life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to him just once. > >What could he say? Joe was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she >said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and >get me." Joe just watched her behind as she went up the stairs. > >He stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front >door... opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was >standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged Joe and said, "We are very >happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for >a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." > >Moral of the Story : Always keep your condoms in your car. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
