AP Staff Writer, Paris In a not unexpected move, the higher echelons of the French military and government went to the Embassy of the Republic of Iraq and boldly surrendered this morning.
"We give our country to you, in hopes of averting a war with the stinking pig Americans" announced one former french official who is now rumored to have been eaten by his Iraqi captors. Several reporters saw the man being dragged away, as several hundred thousand Iraqi troops poured from the embassy gates. Apparently Saddam's military was secreted to France in recent months in anticipation of this very move by the crafty French. Reached for comment in his ranch in Crawford, Texas US president George Bush said "The further complicationary results dont bode well for the future things to come, but on a whole I would say that several significant measures have been taken to proctect the American people from this menace. We will not tolerate terrorism, and don't mess with Texas" Things in the streets of Paris and Toulon have returned to normal after several minutes of apparent confusion as the French citizenry became used to their new masters. "We are just glad to be rid of the capitalist American scum, let's see them invade Fraraq. We will stand strong with our Iraqi brothers.....ha ha...we are geniouses." said Peirre Le Blanc, newly appointed Fraraqui embassador to the United Nations. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
