I would be ROFLMAO if this weren't so scary ;-)
At 01:40 PM 3/12/03 -0500, you wrote: >AP Staff Writer, Paris > >In a not unexpected move, the higher echelons of the French military and >government went to the Embassy of the Republic of Iraq and boldly >surrendered this morning. > >"We give our country to you, in hopes of averting a war with the stinking >pig Americans" announced one former french official who is now rumored to >have been eaten by his Iraqi captors. > >Several reporters saw the man being dragged away, as several hundred >thousand Iraqi troops poured from the embassy gates. Apparently Saddam's >military was secreted to France in recent months in anticipation of this >very move by the crafty French. > >Reached for comment in his ranch in Crawford, Texas US president George Bush >said "The further complicationary results dont bode well for the future >things to come, but on a whole I would say that several significant measures >have been taken to proctect the American people from this menace. We will >not tolerate terrorism, and don't mess with Texas" > >Things in the streets of Paris and Toulon have returned to normal after >several minutes of apparent confusion as the French citizenry became used to >their new masters. > >"We are just glad to be rid of the capitalist American scum, let's see them >invade Fraraq. We will stand strong with our Iraqi brothers.....ha ha...we >are geniouses." said Peirre Le Blanc, newly appointed Fraraqui embassador to >the United Nations. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
