> A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. > "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. > I might consider a nuclear attack, a serious personal injury or illness, or > a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses > whatsoever!" > > A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What > would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter > sexual exhaustion?" > > The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. > > When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, > shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the > exam with your other hand." > > It took 15 minutes for the class to come to order....... > > >
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