<hee hee hee> ROFL
At 08:10 AM 3/13/03 -0600, you wrote: >> A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. >> "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. >> I might consider a nuclear attack, a serious personal injury or illness, >or >> a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses >> whatsoever!" >> >> A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What >> would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter >> sexual exhaustion?" >> >> The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. >> >> When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the >student, >> shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the >> exam with your other hand." >> >> It took 15 minutes for the class to come to order....... >> >> >> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
