"My pencil broke," Tom said pointlessly.
"Your painting sucks," Tom said artlessly.
"Oh. More landscaping." Tom repeated.
"You set the thermostat too low!" Tom scolded. "No, wait. Too high!" he
corrected himself heatedly. "Oh, I can never remember which," he finished
absentmindedly.
And, finally:
"Houseoffusion.com keeps dropping my emails," Tom said in a listless voice.
-- Ben Doom
Programmer & General Lackey
Moonbow Software, Inc
: -----Original Message-----
: From: Ben Braver [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: Sent: Thursday, March 20, 2003 4:53 PM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: Tom Swifties
:
:
: Some Tom Swifties:
:
: "I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" Tom said Dolefully
:
: "That's the last time I'll ever pet a lion," Tom said offhandedly
:
: "I'll never sleep on the railroad tracks again!" Tom said, beside himself
:
: "That's the third electric shock I've got this week!" Tom said, revolted
:
: "I'm never anywhere on time," Tom related
:
: "I won't let a flat tire get me down" Tom Said without despair
:
: "That car you sold me has defective steering!" Tom said straightforwardly
:
: "I've been on a diet" Tom expounded
:
: "I'll have to send that telegram again" Tom said remorsefully
:
: "I keep banging my head on things" Tom said bashfully
:
: "Look at that jailbird climb down that wall" Tom observed with
: condescension
:
: "I remember the Midwest being flatter than this" Tom explained
:
: "That's the third time my teacher changed my grade" Tom remarked
:
: "I've lived through a lot of windstorms" Tom regaled
:
: "I haven't caught a fish all day!" Tom said without debate
:
: "That mink coat is on wrong side out" Tom inferred
:
: "I'll have to dig another ditch around that castle" Tom sighed remotely
:
: -Ben
:
:
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