"My paraglider finally found da right current", Tom said disgustedly
>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 03/20/03 05:09PM >>> ROFL, said Ben dizzily At 05:03 PM 3/20/03 -0500, you wrote: >"My pencil broke," Tom said pointlessly. > >"Your painting sucks," Tom said artlessly. > >"Oh. More landscaping." Tom repeated. > >"You set the thermostat too low!" Tom scolded. "No, wait. Too high!" he >corrected himself heatedly. "Oh, I can never remember which," he finished >absentmindedly. > > >And, finally: >"Houseoffusion.com keeps dropping my emails," Tom said in a listless voice. > > >-- Ben Doom > Programmer & General Lackey > Moonbow Software, Inc > >: -----Original Message----- >: From: Ben Braver [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] >: Sent: Thursday, March 20, 2003 4:53 PM >: To: CF-Community >: Subject: Tom Swifties >: >: >: Some Tom Swifties: >: >: "I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" Tom said Dolefully >: >: "That's the last time I'll ever pet a lion," Tom said offhandedly >: >: "I'll never sleep on the railroad tracks again!" Tom said, beside himself >: >: "That's the third electric shock I've got this week!" Tom said, revolted >: >: "I'm never anywhere on time," Tom related >: >: "I won't let a flat tire get me down" Tom Said without despair >: >: "That car you sold me has defective steering!" Tom said straightforwardly >: >: "I've been on a diet" Tom expounded >: >: "I'll have to send that telegram again" Tom said remorsefully >: >: "I keep banging my head on things" Tom said bashfully >: >: "Look at that jailbird climb down that wall" Tom observed with >: condescension >: >: "I remember the Midwest being flatter than this" Tom explained >: >: "That's the third time my teacher changed my grade" Tom remarked >: >: "I've lived through a lot of windstorms" Tom regaled >: >: "I haven't caught a fish all day!" Tom said without debate >: >: "That mink coat is on wrong side out" Tom inferred >: >: "I'll have to dig another ditch around that castle" Tom sighed remotely >: >: -Ben >: >: > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
