> > > An attractive woman and a man are involved in a car > > > accident. It's a bad one....both of their cars are totally > > > demolished but amazingly, neither of them are hurt. > > > > > > After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, > > > "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. > > > Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, > > > but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that > > > we should meet and be friends and live together in > > > peace for the rest of our days." > > > > > > Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with > > > you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman > > > continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is > > > completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely > > > God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our > > > good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. > > > The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and > > > drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. > > > > > > The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the > > > cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man > > > asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, > > > "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
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