lol -----Original Message----- From: Dana Tierney [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, March 26, 2003 11:00 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Axis of Evil Wannabees
Axis of Evil Wannabees >>by John Cleese >> >>Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil", Libya, >>China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis of Just as >>Evil", which they said would be more evil than that stupid >>Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the >>Union address. Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the >>new Axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are >>just as evil .. .in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim >>Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils . . best at being evil >>. .we're the best." >> >>Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, >>although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of >>Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar >>al-Assad. "An axis can't have more than three countries", explained >>Iraqi President Saddam Hussien. "This is not my rule, it's >>tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil >>Axis. So, you can only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours is >>wickedly cool." >> >>International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as >>within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations >>rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game of >>geopolitical chairs. >> >>Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis of >>Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the >>"Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia >>established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as Just Generally >>Disagreeable". >> >>With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling >>up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis >>of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host >>the Olympics". >> >>Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are >>Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America", >>while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of Countries >>That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat,really, just >>something we like to do", said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack >>McConnell. >> >>While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making >>fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axis, although he >>rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in >>"Guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false >>application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the >>charges. >> >>Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but >>privately world leaders said that's only because no one asked them ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
