www.jokeloft.com Clues That Your Co-Worker is a Computer Hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running. 8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex. 7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down. 6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work. 5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net" 4. Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments. 3. Video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons 2. When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President." 1. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, Mr. I don't give "A"s in computer science." Jerry Johnson >>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 06/05/03 07:32PM >>> Hey, I love you guys! Sorry I've been so busy lately ... getting FA out the door and taking care of kids. Dealing with school and camp and money problems... Guess I've lost some of my sense of humor lately, dealing with all that stuff. Anyone have a good joke to cheer us all up? Or how about: The wild and crazy things I'd love to do if I had the guts ... Judith > >>| From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >>| > >>| Hm. What sexual overtones can I add using inject and a wife > >>| who's got something more important to do than post? ;) > > Something more important to do???? > > We all have important stuff to do. <folds arms> > > This is the community. She needs to be here and keep us together. I miss > Judith. We're important! > > /me crawls up into ball and hides in corner muttering "Judith doesn't > think we're important anymore" ... > > ;) > > MUWAHAHHHAHAHAAAA! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
