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a day in the life at the etch-a-sketch help desk... 1 Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. 2 Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it. 3 Q: What's the shortcut for Undo? A: Pick it up and shake it. 4 Q: How do I create a New Document window? A: Pick it up and shake it. 5 Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color? A: Pick it up and shake it. 6 Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. 7 Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. 8 Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document? A: Don't shake it. Jerry Johnson ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. http://www.cfhosting.com Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
