my kids are past this age :) Dana
Ben Doom writes: > From my uncle. I wonder what this says about his opininon of me and my > cousins? > > > -- Ben Doom > Programmer & General Lackey > Moonbow Software, Inc > > > For those who already have children past this age, > this is hilarious. For those who have children this > age, this is not funny. For those who have children > nearing this age, this is a warning. For those who > have not yet had children, this is birth control. > > The following came from an anonymous mother in > Austin, Texas: > > Things I've Learned From My Children(honest & no > kidding) > > 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a > 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. > > 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run > over them with roller blades, they can ignite. > > 3. A 3-year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a > crowded restaurant. > > 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the > motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy > wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is > strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to > spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 room. > > 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling > fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have > to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. > A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. > > 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't > stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. > > 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh > oh," it's already too late. > > 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and > lots of it. > > 9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock > even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it > in the movies. > > 10. Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive > tract of a 4-year old. > > 11. Playdoh and microwave should not be used in the > same sentence. > > 12. Super glue is forever. > > 13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming > pool, you still can't walk on water. > > 14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O. > > 15. VCRs do not eject PB&J sandwiches, even though TV > commercials show they do. > > 16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. > > 17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when > driving. > > 18. You probably don't want to know what that smell > is. > > 19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. > Plastic toys do not like ovens. > > 20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute > response time. > > 21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not > make earthworms dizzy. > > 22. It will, however, make cats dizzy. > > 23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. > > 24. The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. > > __________________________________ > Do you Yahoo!? > Yahoo! Calendar - Free online calendar with sync to Outlook(TM). > http://calendar.yahoo.com > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Host with the leader in ColdFusion hosting. Voted #1 ColdFusion host by CF Developers. Offering shared and dedicated hosting options. www.cfxhosting.com/default.cfm?redirect=10481 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
