We finally learn how Mikey got such a lovely wife...
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-- Ben Doom
Programmer & General Lackey
Moonbow Software, Inc
: -----Original Message-----
: From: Judith Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2003 11:59 AM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: Fw: [spam] Girlfriend 4.0 Press Release
:
:
: Okay, people, if you've got problems remembering your
: girlfriend's __ and can't seem to get any as a result, here's the
: perfect software for you! (I kid you not ...)
:
: Judith
: ----- Original Message -----
: From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
: To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
: Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2003 2:02 AM
: Subject: [spam] Girlfriend 4.0 Press Release
:
:
: > FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
: >
: >
: > May, 2003
: >
: > CONTACT
: > Hillary Hall
: > +1 (925) 209-1493 (Telephone)
: > +1 (509) 267-6223 (Fax)
: > [EMAIL PROTECTED]
: >
: >
: > GIRLFRIEND 4.0
: >
: > Get Laid More with FREE Girlfriend
: > Management Software!
: >
: > Have you ever heard the words: "Why don't you do the little
: > things you used to do?" or "You're just not romantic or
: > spontaneous for me"? Or even worse, the dreaded "I just want to
: > be friends"? Well you don't have to hear those lines ever again!
: > Know exactly what women want and when they want it. The FREE
: > Girlfriend 4.0 software from PCBootyCall.com will give you the
: > tools you need to become a super-player.
: >
: > Using Girlfriend 4.0 will revolutionize your romantic rendezvous.
: > Never spend time worrying about important dates, her cat's name,
: > or whether or not you're making her happy, and instead spend time
: > on important things like your other girlfriends.
: >
: > Girlfriend 4.0 Features:
: >
: > � Over 100 data fields to catalog her every feature (even her
: > skills in bed, her emotional baggage, and her time of the
: > month!)
: >
: > � Add a photograph so you can keep track of who's who.
: >
: > � Date Log - lets you keep notes on each encounter--how things
: > went, what she liked, and if you got lucky!
: >
: > � Date Generator - keeps you both happy with date ideas tailored
: > to your budget or her interests.
: >
: > � Date Scheduler - Never forget to prepare for another date
: > again! Once you have selected a date to go on you can simply
: > tell the Girlfriend 4.0 Agent to remind you 48 or 24 hours in
: > advance of your date.
: >
: > � Auto Reminders - Never forget another birthday, first date
: > anniversary, holiday, or special anniversary again... we'll
: > remind you.
: >
: > � The Little Things - Never forget to show her you care... we'll
: > remind you.
: >
: > � Yield Calculator - See if she's worth it with this tool that
: > compares how much action you're getting with how much
: > time/money you're spending on her.
: >
: > Girlfriend 4.0 keeps track of important data about your girls,
: > reminds you to pay attention to them, and even suggests date
: > ideas. You can generate reports on just how often you call, as
: > well as a chart to let you know if she's worth it. With the
: > Girlfriend 4.0 Agent that pops up every day to remind you of each
: > girl's particular needs, you'll never miss another opportunity
: > again! Download your FREE copy today from PCBootyCall.com!
: >
: > END
: >
: >
: >
: >
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