How cute. :-)
-- Ben Doom
Programmer & General Lackey
Moonbow Software, Inc
: -----Original Message-----
: From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2003 3:03 PM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: Re: [spam] Girlfriend 4.0 Press Release
:
:
: Oh, the story I could tell.
: She fled to Kansas after our first talk. I stalked her for months till she
: relented and contacted me. When first we met, she went through my
: wallet. We
: later met my parents. When next we met she took me to a place of
: judgment and
: later we met her parents. Our third meeting had me dwelling in
: her home and
: doing the dishes. We later strolled through the graveyard in the
: light of day.
: Our courtship moved apace until we finally met on the dance floor
: to decide our
: fate. Before the words could leave my mouth she pounced upon me
: and captured me.
: I could not escape. Even the pirate wenches could not save me. I
: was doomed!
:
: :::Translation:::
:
: The above is all true if strangely worded. After our first phone
: call Judith
: went to Kansas for a writers workshop and didn't tell me. I
: called her a number
: of times over the summer and past it. She later called me and we
: met for a date.
: She was so nervous that she looked through my wallet. After the
: date it was
: raining and we were near my home so I asked my parents to give
: her a lift to the
: train.
: Our next date was to a writers workshop where they were critiquing peoples
: works. After that we went to her home for supper. There were
: holidays next and
: Judith's Grandmother died during the holiday. She called me right
: after and I
: ran over to help out. I cleaned and did the dishes for her. I
: also slept over
: the night on the sofa. The next day was the funeral.
: We dated a few more months till I was ready to ask her to marry
: me. I 'mimed' it
: a few times to get my courage up and she was so exasperated about
: it that the
: next time I did (which was going to be for real) she came out and
: asked me a
: split second before.
: Sometime after that we were at a SF convention where two pirate
: wenches were
: coming onto me (oh, what a nice tie). I was totally oblivious and Judith
: explained it to me later. I was hers. :)
:
:
: > We finally learn how Mikey got such a lovely wife...
: > <eg>
: >
: >
: > -- Ben Doom
: > Programmer & General Lackey
: > Moonbow Software, Inc
: >
: > : -----Original Message-----
: > : From: Judith Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: > : Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2003 11:59 AM
: > : To: CF-Community
: > : Subject: Fw: [spam] Girlfriend 4.0 Press Release
: > :
: > :
: > : Okay, people, if you've got problems remembering your
: > : girlfriend's __ and can't seem to get any as a result, here's the
: > : perfect software for you! (I kid you not ...)
: > :
: > : Judith
: > : ----- Original Message -----
: > : From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
: > : To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
: > : Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2003 2:02 AM
: > : Subject: [spam] Girlfriend 4.0 Press Release
: > :
: > :
: > : > FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > May, 2003
: > : >
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: > : >
: > : >
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