You forgot laundry. I'm going over to the 'rents tonight for dinner and to
do my laundry.
Don't worry -- I do it myself. I just use their washer & dryer. It's okay,
though. They encourage both my doing laundry at their house and foraging in
their kitchen. I guess it makes them feel parental. :-)
-- Ben Doom
Programmer & General Lackey
Moonbow Software, Inc
: -----Original Message-----
: From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2003 4:40 PM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: Re: I am Breeding
:
:
: Adam-
:
: it can be more like a comet's orbit -
: son moved out, went to college
: but he's still in the area
: gets hungry
: comes over to our house to raid the fridge
: <sigh>
:
: -Ben
:
: > > Just so you know, the amount of work is not NumOfChildren*X, it's more
: > > like NumofChildren ^ X.
: >
: > Come to think of it, the ACHL (Aggregate Child Handling Load)
: calculation is
: > quite similar to that of particle count and particle proximity versus
: > critical mass in a nuclear reaction.
: >
: > As you linearly increase the number of children, their "critical mass"
: > increases at an exponential rate that is itself exponentially
: accelerating.
: >
: > Also, the smaller the space in which N children live, the
: greater the chance
: > of a reaction (hence the "Go outside and play!" safety switch).
: As children
: > leave for college (or "spin out"), the chance of a reaction decreases.
: >
: > This explains all the mushroom clouds...
: >
: > Respectfully,
: >
: > Adam Phillip Churvis
: > Member of Team Macromedia
: >
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: > ColdFusion MX Master Class:
: > July 14 - 18, 2003
: > http://www.ColdFusionTraining.com
: >
: > Download CommerceBlocks V2.1 and LoRCAT from
: > http://www.ProductivityEnhancement.com
: >
: > The ColdFusion MX Bible is in bookstores now!
: >
: >
:
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