Eh. I get all the bandwidth I can eat at work.
I trade backrubs with various (more permanent) inhabitants.
-- Ben Doom
Programmer & General Lackey
Moonbow Software, Inc
: -----Original Message-----
: From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2003 5:30 PM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: RE: I am Breeding
:
:
: LOL
: yeah, he does laundry too sometimes
: and uses the broadband Internet connection
:
: bb
: > You forgot laundry. I'm going over to the 'rents tonight for
: dinner and to
: > do my laundry.
: >
: > Don't worry -- I do it myself. I just use their washer &
: dryer. It's okay,
: > though. They encourage both my doing laundry at their house
: and foraging in
: > their kitchen. I guess it makes them feel parental. :-)
: >
: >
: > -- Ben Doom
: > Programmer & General Lackey
: > Moonbow Software, Inc
: >
: > : -----Original Message-----
: > : From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: > : Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2003 4:40 PM
: > : To: CF-Community
: > : Subject: Re: I am Breeding
: > :
: > :
: > : Adam-
: > :
: > : it can be more like a comet's orbit -
: > : son moved out, went to college
: > : but he's still in the area
: > : gets hungry
: > : comes over to our house to raid the fridge
: > : <sigh>
: > :
: > : -Ben
: > :
: > : > > Just so you know, the amount of work is not
: NumOfChildren*X, it's more
: > : > > like NumofChildren ^ X.
: > : >
: > : > Come to think of it, the ACHL (Aggregate Child Handling Load)
: > : calculation is
: > : > quite similar to that of particle count and particle
: proximity versus
: > : > critical mass in a nuclear reaction.
: > : >
: > : > As you linearly increase the number of children, their
: "critical mass"
: > : > increases at an exponential rate that is itself exponentially
: > : accelerating.
: > : >
: > : > Also, the smaller the space in which N children live, the
: > : greater the chance
: > : > of a reaction (hence the "Go outside and play!" safety switch).
: > : As children
: > : > leave for college (or "spin out"), the chance of a reaction
: decreases.
: > : >
: > : > This explains all the mushroom clouds...
: > : >
: > : > Respectfully,
: > : >
: > : > Adam Phillip Churvis
: > : > Member of Team Macromedia
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