I remember Homer's "Three Rs": "Reading TV Guide, writing to TV Guide and renewing TV Guide."
I'm not sure if that qualifies as a "writer". But he also did his "gossip" web page for a while... that certainly was close. ;^) Jim Davis President, http://www.depressedpress.com Webmaster, http://www.firstnight.org Webmaster, http://www.cfAdvocacy.org Senior Consultant, http://www.metlife.com > -----Original Message----- > From: Nick McClure [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Friday, June 13, 2003 10:37 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: Your greatest American > > I thought homer did write a book once, but I can't remember if there was > an > episode about it, or if was just mentioned on the side. > > I also think he built a rocket, which would qualify him as a rocket > scientist. > > I am pretty sure there are other instances as well. > > Only the first two seasons are on DVD, so aside from the latest episodes > and > those, I don't remember too many of the episodes. > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Philip Arnold [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Sent: Friday, June 13, 2003 10:22 AM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: RE: Your greatest American > > > > > Homer Simpson is all of these things. > > > > Erm, not quite... > > > > Writer - check (failed) > > Scientist - check (failed) > > Inventor - check (successful) > > general, all-around smart-ass - erm, change the word "smart" to "dumb" > > and you're there <g> > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
