Why do little blue midgets hit me with fish?

Huh?!

See? Mysteries abound!



> Tick:  The universe is full of unasnwerable questions,
> like "who are we"
> "why are we here" and "why do little midgets keep hitting
> me with fish?"

> Everyone else:  Huh?

> Tick:  See?


> --  Ben Doom
>     Programmer & General Lackey
>     Moonbow Software, Inc

> : -----Original Message-----
> : From: Andre Turrettini
> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> : Sent: Friday, August 15, 2003 10:24 AM
> : To: CF-Community
> : Subject: RE: Re: funny one...
> :
> :
> : my roomate put that at the end of our message on our
> answering
> : machine while
> : in college.  My mom heard it and called me asking if he
> was gay
> : or disturbed
> : or on drugs.  Of course she had never heard of the tick
> before so my
> : explanation didnt go so far about a stupid superhero who
> yells
> : out the names
> : of utensils.
> :
> : DRE
> :
> : > -----Original Message-----
> : > From: Heald, Tim [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> : > Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2003 1:01 PM
> : > To: CF-Community
> : > Subject: RE: Re: funny one...
> : >
> : >
> : > Spooooooooon!!!!
> : >
> : > Timothy Heald
> : > Information Systems Specialist
> : > Overseas Security Advisory Council
> : > U.S. Department of State
> : > 571.345.2235
> : >
> : >
> : > -----Original Message-----
> : > From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> : > Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2003 2:31 PM
> : > To: CF-Community
> : > Subject: RE: Re: funny one...
> : >
> : >
> : > She wasn't "the Empress of the Automan Empire", she
> was the
> : > "Ottoman Empress".  A joke about the Ottoman Empire
> (which
> : > participated in WW1 and is now (mostly) Turkey) (no
> bird
> : > jokes, Ben) and the fact that she rules over furniture
> : > (including ottomans).
> : >
> : > Sorry -- I can speak at length about The Tick.  I feel
> sad
> : > when others don't get the joke.  :-(  Or misspell it,
> even.
> : >
> : >
> : > --  Ben Doom
> : >     Programmer & General Lackey
> : >     Moonbow Software, Inc
> : >
> : > : -----Original Message-----
> : > : From: S. Isaac Dealey [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> : > : Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2003 8:08 PM
> : > : To: CF-Community
> : > : Subject: Re: Re: funny one...
> : > :
> : > :
> : > : I have several morals... little furry creatures I
> keep in a
> : > : small cage in the bedroom. They keep me awake nights
> running
> : > : on that damn wheel.
> : > :
> : > :
> : > :
> : > : "So you're evil... It's always something."
> : > :         - Die Fledermause to the Empress of the Automan
> Empire
> : > :         - The Tick - Evil Sits Down For A Moment
> : > :
> : > : :)
> : > :
> : > : > All I can say is................... LOL
> .................
> : > : > :)
> : > :
> : > : > -- Pablo
> : > :
> : > : > ----- Original Message -----
> : > : > From: "s. isaac dealey" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> : > : > To: "CF-Community"
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> : > : > Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2003 4:34 PM
> : > : > Subject: RE: Re: funny one...
> : > :
> : > :
> : > : >> Something always seems comes in the way of one or
> the
> : > : >> other of
> : > : >> those two conditions... I'm comfortable writing
> and
> : > : >> illustrating,
> : > : >> but nobody's paying my bills for me to be an
> artist or a
> : > : >> social critic. I could pay my bills defrauding
> rich
> : > : >> people,
> : > : >> but I'm not comfortable with running from the
> cops. :)
> : > : >>
> : > : >> Keeps me in the software world. :)
> : > : >>
> : > : >> Isaac
> : > : >>
> : > : >> (who actually does have morals, but likes to poke
> fun at
> : > : >> them)
> : > : >>
> : > : >> Original Message -----------------------
> : > : >> Truth be told, nothing much wrong with anything
> if you
> : > : >> are comfortable
> : > : > doing
> : > : >> it and it pays the bills ;)
> : > : >>
> : > : >> That applies to all aspects of life... :)
> : > : >>
> : > : >> Pablo
> : > : >> ----- Original Message -----
> : > : >> From: "William Wheatley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> : > : >> To: "CF-Community"
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> : > : >> Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2003 3:46 PM
> : > : >> Subject: Re: funny one...
> : > : >>
> : > : >>
> : > : >> > nothing wrong with .net if it pays the bills
> : > : >> > ----- Original Message -----
> : > : >> > From: "Marlon Moyer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> : > : >> > To: "CF-Community"
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> : > : >> > Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2003 4:15 PM
> : > : >> > Subject: funny one...
> : > : >> >
> : > : >> >
> : > : >> > > I was browsing a website this afternoon and I
> noticed
> : > : >> > > that the site
> : > : > was
> : > : >> > > not rendering correctly in Mozilla.  I
> downloaded the
> : > : >> > > site and the css
> : > : >> > > file and figured out the problem.  I sent a
> message
> : > : >> > > to the design firm
> : > : >> > > telling them of the problem and how to fix
> it.  Ten
> : > : >> > > minutes later I
> : > : > get
> : > : >> > > an e-mail saying that they've fixed it and
> this
> : > : >> > > question: "are you
> : > : >> > > interested in a web-author position?" :)
> : > : >> > >
> : > : >> > > Too bad that they're a .Net shop.....
> : > : >> > >
> : > : >> > > Marlon
> : > : >> > >
> : > : >> > >
> : > : >> > >
> : > : >> > >
> : > : >> > >
> : > : >> > >
> : > : >> >
> : > : >>
> : > : >>
> : > : >
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