No, that doesn't sound uncomfortable at all.
"No, officer. I'm not drunk. I'm walking funny because I'm an infinitely
chapped male stripper."
-- Ben Doom
Programmer & General Lackey
Moonbow Software, Inc
: -----Original Message-----
: From: Jim Campbell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: Sent: Monday, September 08, 2003 6:11 PM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: Re: New Issue of Fusion Authority Out (127)
:
:
: An easy workaround for this is, of course, infinite chaps.
:
: - Jim
:
: Michael Dinowitz wrote:
:
: >OK, as list admin I have to step in right now. This is just
: wrong. Totally
: >wrong. Maybe other lists allow you to get away with this but not
: here buddy! I'm
: >putting a stop to this!
: >
: >
: >
: >Your using a single array rather than a pair of arrays (or
: lists) to simulate a
: >push/pop sequence. Your code allows for 2 or more thongs (etc.)
: being taken off
: >or put on. Stripping is serious business with big money. Teasing
: people with
: >multiple thongs is illegal in most states. Back to the seedy
: jersey joints for
: >you. :)
: >
: >
: >
: >>Ben, you'll never make any money that way:
: >>
: >><cfparam name="thrown_money" value="0">
: >>
: >><cfscript>
: >> clothing = ArrayNew();
: >> clothing[1] = "cowboy hat";
: >> clothing[2] = "chaps";
: >> clothing[3] = "leather vest";
: >> clothing[4] = "sequined thong";
: >></cfscript>
: >>
: >><cf_music class="BumpNGrind">
: >> <cfif thrown_money lt 100>
: >> <cfoutput>You've only thrown #DollarFormat(thrown_money)# at
: >>Jim! He's taken off the #clothing[RandRange(1,4)]#!</cfoutput> My eyes!
: >>AIEEEEE!
: >> <cfelseif thrown_money gte 100>
: >> <cfoutput>Whew! That was a close one! He put the
: >>#clothing[RandRange(1,4)]# back on.</cfoutput>
: >> </cfif>
: >></cf_music>
: >>
: >>- Jim
: >>
: >>Ben Doom wrote:
: >>
: >>
: >>
: >>><cf_music class="bumpNGrind">
: >>><cfloop list="clothing" index="i">
: >>>Ben took off #i#!<br>
: >>></cfloop>
: >>>Oh, my word! The humanity!<br>
: >>>I've never seen anyone so white!
: >>></cf_music>
: >>>
: >>>
: >>>-- Ben Doom
: >>> Programmer & General Lackey
: >>> Moonbow Software, Inc
: >>>
: >>>: -----Original Message-----
: >>>: From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: >>>: Sent: Monday, September 08, 2003 4:52 PM
: >>>: To: CF-Community
: >>>: Subject: RE: New Issue of Fusion Authority Out (127)
: >>>:
: >>>:
: >>>: Well, he referenced my UDF, so apparently we're both
: stripping again. :P
: >>>:
: >>>: ike
: >>>:
: >>>:
: >>>: ------ Original Message ------
: >>>: From: Adam Reynolds <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
: >>>: To: CF-Community <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
: >>>: Sent: Sep 08, 2003 12:08 AM
: >>>: Subject: RE: New Issue of Fusion Authority Out (127)
: >>>:
: >>>: >I'll bring a bucket. Not sure I want to see this :P
: >>>: >
: >>>: >> -----Original Message-----
: >>>: >> From: Kevin Graeme [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: >>>: >> Sent: 07 September 2003 23:27
: >>>: >> To: CF-Community
: >>>: >> Subject: Re: New Issue of Fusion Authority Out (127)
: >>>: >>
: >>>: >>
: >>>: >> Ben is stripping again? I gotta get my dollar bills ready.
: >>>: >>
: >>>: >> -Kevin
: >>>: >>
: >>>: >> ----- Original Message -----
: >>>: >> From: "Judith Dinowitz" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
: >>>: >> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
: >>>: >> Sent: Saturday, September 06, 2003 11:20 PM
: >>>: >> Subject: New Issue of Fusion Authority Out (127)
: >>>: >>
: >>>: >>
: >>>: >> > This was a relatively small issue, but it had some great,
: >>>: meaty content,
: >>>: >> including a wonderful article by Ben Doom on Stripping Tags
: >>>: (using Regular
: >>>: >> Expressions) and a short piece on the worldwide
: Macromedia user group
: >>>: >> meeting held this week. Enjoy! --Judith
: >>>: >> >
: >>>: >> > http://www.fusionauthority.com/alert/index.cfm?alertid=127
: >>>: >> >
: >>>: >> > Community
: >>>: >> > Over 150 User Groups to Participate in Worldwide
: >>>: >> > Macromedia User Group Meeting!
: >>>: >> >
: >>>: >> > Tech and Tags
: >>>: >> > What's New at CFLib.org?
: >>>: >> >
: >>>: >> > Views
: >>>: >> > This is Reprehensible!
: >>>: >> >
: >>>: >> > Techniques
: >>>: >> > How to Strip Tags in Three Easy Lessons
: >>>: >> >
: >>>: >> > News
: >>>: >> > Macromedia Announces MX 2004 Product Family
: >>>: >> >
: >>>: >>
: >>>: >
: >>>:
: >>>
: >>>
: >>>
: >
:
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