I think I've already told how I ended up in KY....
No! Not the jelly! Kentucky!
-- Ben Doom
Programmer & General Lackey
Moonbow Software, Inc
: -----Original Message-----
: From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: Sent: Monday, September 08, 2003 8:49 PM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: Re: New Issue of Fusion Authority Out (127)
:
:
: And how you found yourself in such a state is a question we will
: never ask. :)
:
:
: > No, that doesn't sound uncomfortable at all.
: >
: > "No, officer. I'm not drunk. I'm walking funny because I'm an
: infinitely
: > chapped male stripper."
: >
: >
: > -- Ben Doom
: > Programmer & General Lackey
: > Moonbow Software, Inc
: >
: > : -----Original Message-----
: > : From: Jim Campbell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: > : Sent: Monday, September 08, 2003 6:11 PM
: > : To: CF-Community
: > : Subject: Re: New Issue of Fusion Authority Out (127)
: > :
: > :
: > : An easy workaround for this is, of course, infinite chaps.
: > :
: > : - Jim
: > :
: > : Michael Dinowitz wrote:
: > :
: > : >OK, as list admin I have to step in right now. This is just
: > : wrong. Totally
: > : >wrong. Maybe other lists allow you to get away with this but not
: > : here buddy! I'm
: > : >putting a stop to this!
: > : >
: > : >
: > : >
: > : >Your using a single array rather than a pair of arrays (or
: > : lists) to simulate a
: > : >push/pop sequence. Your code allows for 2 or more thongs (etc.)
: > : being taken off
: > : >or put on. Stripping is serious business with big money. Teasing
: > : people with
: > : >multiple thongs is illegal in most states. Back to the seedy
: > : jersey joints for
: > : >you. :)
: > : >
: > : >
: > : >
: > : >>Ben, you'll never make any money that way:
: > : >>
: > : >><cfparam name="thrown_money" value="0">
: > : >>
: > : >><cfscript>
: > : >> clothing = ArrayNew();
: > : >> clothing[1] = "cowboy hat";
: > : >> clothing[2] = "chaps";
: > : >> clothing[3] = "leather vest";
: > : >> clothing[4] = "sequined thong";
: > : >></cfscript>
: > : >>
: > : >><cf_music class="BumpNGrind">
: > : >> <cfif thrown_money lt 100>
: > : >> <cfoutput>You've only thrown #DollarFormat(thrown_money)# at
: > : >>Jim! He's taken off the
: #clothing[RandRange(1,4)]#!</cfoutput> My eyes!
: > : >>AIEEEEE!
: > : >> <cfelseif thrown_money gte 100>
: > : >> <cfoutput>Whew! That was a close one! He put the
: > : >>#clothing[RandRange(1,4)]# back on.</cfoutput>
: > : >> </cfif>
: > : >></cf_music>
: > : >>
: > : >>- Jim
: > : >>
: > : >>Ben Doom wrote:
: > : >>
: > : >>
: > : >>
: > : >>><cf_music class="bumpNGrind">
: > : >>><cfloop list="clothing" index="i">
: > : >>>Ben took off #i#!<br>
: > : >>></cfloop>
: > : >>>Oh, my word! The humanity!<br>
: > : >>>I've never seen anyone so white!
: > : >>></cf_music>
: > : >>>
: > : >>>
: > : >>>-- Ben Doom
: > : >>> Programmer & General Lackey
: > : >>> Moonbow Software, Inc
: > : >>>
: > : >>>: -----Original Message-----
: > : >>>: From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: > : >>>: Sent: Monday, September 08, 2003 4:52 PM
: > : >>>: To: CF-Community
: > : >>>: Subject: RE: New Issue of Fusion Authority Out (127)
: > : >>>:
: > : >>>:
: > : >>>: Well, he referenced my UDF, so apparently we're both
: > : stripping again. :P
: > : >>>:
: > : >>>: ike
: > : >>>:
: > : >>>:
: > : >>>: ------ Original Message ------
: > : >>>: From: Adam Reynolds <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
: > : >>>: To: CF-Community <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
: > : >>>: Sent: Sep 08, 2003 12:08 AM
: > : >>>: Subject: RE: New Issue of Fusion Authority Out (127)
: > : >>>:
: > : >>>: >I'll bring a bucket. Not sure I want to see this :P
: > : >>>: >
: > : >>>: >> -----Original Message-----
: > : >>>: >> From: Kevin Graeme [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: > : >>>: >> Sent: 07 September 2003 23:27
: > : >>>: >> To: CF-Community
: > : >>>: >> Subject: Re: New Issue of Fusion Authority Out (127)
: > : >>>: >>
: > : >>>: >>
: > : >>>: >> Ben is stripping again? I gotta get my dollar bills ready.
: > : >>>: >>
: > : >>>: >> -Kevin
: > : >>>: >>
: > : >>>: >> ----- Original Message -----
: > : >>>: >> From: "Judith Dinowitz" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
: > : >>>: >> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
: > : >>>: >> Sent: Saturday, September 06, 2003 11:20 PM
: > : >>>: >> Subject: New Issue of Fusion Authority Out (127)
: > : >>>: >>
: > : >>>: >>
: > : >>>: >> > This was a relatively small issue, but it had some great,
: > : >>>: meaty content,
: > : >>>: >> including a wonderful article by Ben Doom on Stripping Tags
: > : >>>: (using Regular
: > : >>>: >> Expressions) and a short piece on the worldwide
: > : Macromedia user group
: > : >>>: >> meeting held this week. Enjoy! --Judith
: > : >>>: >> >
: > : >>>: >> > http://www.fusionauthority.com/alert/index.cfm?alertid=127
: > : >>>: >> >
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: > : >>>: >> > This is Reprehensible!
: > : >>>: >> >
: > : >>>: >> > Techniques
: > : >>>: >> > How to Strip Tags in Three Easy Lessons
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