had a serious problem with squirrels in their buildings. Each congregation,
in its own fashion, had a meeting to deal with the problem.
The Orthodox decided that it was predestined that squirrels be in the shul
and that they would just have to live with them.
The Conservatives decided they should deal with the squirrels in the
movement's style of Community Responsibility & Social Action. They humanely
trapped them and released them in a park at the edge of town (within 3
days, they were all back in the temple).
The Reform Synagogue had several lengthy meetings, including those in which
all members voiced opinions. Finally they decided to vote the squirrels in
as members of the Temple.
Now they only see them on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur.
L'Shana Tova
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