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larry
At 01:09 PM 10/17/2003, you wrote:
>The Top 14 God Billboards We'd Like to See
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>You're going to hell! Ask me how.
>Guest hosting for God this week: Merv Griffin.
>Sacramental wine counts as "hair of the dog."
>Stop that fighting or I'll turn this planet around right now!
>My son has no middle name, let alone initial. If you're gonna blaspheme, get
>it right.
>You say "vengeful." I prefer "feisty."
>Actually, on the seventh day I went to Wal-Mart.
>Change your ways. Or don't you consider telemarketers a pestilence?
>Okay, she's *not* pregnant. You owe me.
>I made you in my image -- so pull up those pants, you little punks!
>Yes, that's still a sin, spank-boy.
>Yo, Robertson, Falwell and Schuller! You bitches better have my money!
>Try our Eucharist! Now with new Cool Ranch Body-of-Christ!
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>and the Number 1 God Billboard We'd Like to See...
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>Hey, I got Limbaugh off the air for a month -- the least you can do is
>worship me.
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