no, say it aint so!
Steph
>HERE'S THE FUTURE,,,
>
>Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza House . May I have your..."
>
>Customer: "Haloo, can I order.."
>
>Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
>
>Customer: "It's eh..., hold on......6102049998-45-54610"
>
>Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan
>Kayu. Your home number is 4094 2366, your office 7645 2302 and your
>mobile is 014 266 2566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?
>
>Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"
>
>Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
>
>Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
>
>Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
>
>Customer: "How come?"
>
>Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood
>pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
>
>Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
>
>Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokier Mia Pizza.You'll like it"
>
>Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
>
>Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokier Dishes" from
>the National Library last week Sir"
>
>Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family sized ones then, how
>much will that cost?
>
>Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
>total is $ 49.99
>
>Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
>
>Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card
>is over the limit and you're owing your bank $3720.55 since October
>last year"
>
>Operator : "That's not including the late payment charges on your
>housing loan Sir.
>
>Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw
>Some cash before your guy arrives"
>
>Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your
>daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
>
>Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
>How long is it gonna take anyway?"
>
>Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
>come and collect it on your motorcycle..."
>
>Customer: " What !"
>
>Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Scooter,...
>registration number E1123..."
>
>Customer: " *'!^ *%^**%^I7*"
>
>Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987
>You were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...
>
>Customer: [Speechless]
>
>Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
>
>Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
>bottles of cola as advertised?"
>
>Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're
>also diabetic....... "
>
>-Ben
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