Of course not. It wouldn't be delivered, it'd be shipped UPS. Just to
guarantee you job security.
--BenD
Stephenie Hamilton wrote:
> aeeeeeeeiiii...
> no, say it aint so!
> Steph
>
> >HERE'S THE FUTURE,,,
> >
> >Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza House . May I have your..."
> >
> >Customer: "Haloo, can I order.."
> >
> >Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
> >
> >Customer: "It's eh..., hold on......6102049998-45-54610"
> >
> >Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan
> >Kayu. Your home number is 4094 2366, your office 7645 2302 and your
> >mobile is 014 266 2566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?
> >
> >Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"
> >
> >Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
> >
> >Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
> >
> >Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
> >
> >Customer: "How come?"
> >
> >Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood
> >pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
> >
> >Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
> >
> >Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokier Mia Pizza.You'll like it"
> >
> >Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
> >
> >Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokier Dishes" from
> >the National Library last week Sir"
> >
> >Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family sized ones then, how
> >much will that cost?
> >
> >Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
> >total is $ 49.99
> >
> >Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
> >
> >Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card
> >is over the limit and you're owing your bank $3720.55 since October
> >last year"
> >
> >Operator : "That's not including the late payment charges on your
> >housing loan Sir.
> >
> >Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw
> >Some cash before your guy arrives"
> >
> >Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your
> >daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
> >
> >Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
> >How long is it gonna take anyway?"
> >
> >Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
> >come and collect it on your motorcycle..."
> >
> >Customer: " What !"
> >
> >Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Scooter,...
> >registration number E1123..."
> >
> >Customer: " *'!^ *%^**%^I7*"
> >
> >Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987
> >You were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...
> >
> >Customer: [Speechless]
> >
> >Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
> >
> >Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
> >bottles of cola as advertised?"
> >
> >Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're
> >also diabetic....... "
> >
> >-Ben
>
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