then pulled up to the window. I took his money and gave him his change. When
I came back to give him his food, he had his mighty schlong standing up to
greet me. We called the cops on him, too.
-d
----- Original Message -----
From: "Jim Davis" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, October 28, 2003 2:33 PM
Subject: RE: mugging in cmh
> Drive-thru's do cause IQs to plummet don't they. ;^)
>
> I spent too long working at a small McDonald's when I was young (it was
> my first job) and it was always the drive through that gave us problems.
> We were an old store (like yours I presume) and the menu couldn't be
> seen from the service booth and it didn't have a camera. Lemme see:
>
> 1) My first work-related fist fight was there: I guy walked into the
> lobby screaming that he had been waiting at the drive through for the
> past 20 minutes and was being ignored. The night manager (a short,
> broad woman) tried to apologize for the problem but he just kept getting
> frothed up. In the end he shoved her; me and another guy jumped him and
> threw him out. Now HERE'S the funny part: turns out, in the end, he
> didn't actually have a car! Neighbors reported he was just standing in
> front of the menu screaming at it (as most of them are our menu alarm
> was based on a metal detector under the pavement)
>
> 2) We had two animal related incidents; the first was the funniest. A
> woman on the intercom was about half-way through her order and started
> screaming - we thought she was being attacked. So one person got on the
> phone and two of us went out the back to help: when we got out there she
> was still screaming: a very large Raccoon was sitting on her hood. I
> wasn't sick, just semi-domesticated (it was used to begging for scraps
> at the motel next door, but that had been closed so it must have been
> looking for new begging grounds). We had her pop the hood latch and the
> little jumped sent him running. She was hysterical and had to come
> inside to calm down.
>
> 3) The second animal incident was one of the coolest things I've ever
> seen. A customer came in and suggested that we talk a look at our drive
> through so we went out and do so. The entire menu and quite a bit of
> the surrounding area was covered with a hoard of small praying mantises
> (we guessed that they had just hatched from one or more egg sacks). It
> was the first time I had ever seen one and I was seeing hundreds.
>
> 4) Lastly we also had the classics. The idiocy of the: "drive through
> backwards" folks. Problem was they couldn't drive straight forwards.
> We had so many of these idiots hit the outcrop of the window, the menu
> board, other cars, etc. We also had at least two naked (or at least
> technically naked) guys (apparently this isn't uncommon - they wander
> the drive-thrus looking for voices that they like then keep them on the
> speaker as long as possible, then see them. It's kind of like a twisted
> free phone sex.)
>
> If it weren't for crappy jobs I'd have nothing to talk about at parties.
>
> Jim Davis
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Deanna Schneider [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Tuesday, October 28, 2003 9:00 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: mugging in cmh
>
> That reminds me of the time I was working at Taco John's on Halloween. I
> was
> 17 and the night supervisor. The drive-thru was open later than the
> dine-in.
> So, dine-in was closed and the drive-thru beeper went off. I head over
> there, press the button to talk, but the beeping just continues. Huh...I
> try
> to see out there, but it's dark. So, I go to the back of the store, open
> the
> door, and there's a car ON TOP OF the drive thru menu. The menu was
> folded
> in half. The people in the car are wearing costumes, of course, adding
> to
> the strangeness. The guy is trying to push the car back off of the drive
> thru menu. I yell at him to just leave it there. He sees me, panics, and
> starts ripping the license plates off the car. Meanwhile, his girlfriend
> is
> yelling at him, "Dino - what are you doing!?! You f***ing idiot!"
> Boyfriend
> takes off on foot. Girlfriend is left stranded. I tell coworker to call
> 911,
> meanwhile I get girlfriend to come into the building to calm her down.
> She
> wigs again when she realizes that we're in the process of calling 911,
> screams that I'm trying to hold her hostage (because I locked the door)
> and
> demands to be set free. She leaves. Cops arrive. I tell them what
> happened.
> They say, "Oh, it was Dino? Yah, we know where to find him. We'll have
> him
> by morning."
>
> -d
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Jim Davis" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Monday, October 27, 2003 3:49 PM
> Subject: RE: mugging in cmh
>
> > I've actually had the misfortune to chase two purse thieves (neither
> one
> > was "mugging" per se, but rather snatched the purses from a park bench
> > in one case and a bar room in the other). In both cases when faced
> with
> > a pretty dedicated pursuit they drop the purse and take off (faster,
> > unfortunately, than my fat ass could go). So in both cases I got the
> > purses back, but lost the thief.
> >
> > In general most of them will follow suit - it's when you actually want
> > to catch them (and not just retrieve the property) that that may get
> > nasty. But in any case most police will tell you specifically not
> chase
> > down a potentially armed, potentially dangerous person. (Most purse
> > snatchers aren't armed but most muggers are).
> >
> > Lemme see. I've also been in several fights (or close to) with thieves
> > while working at 7-Eleven. I stopped one snatch-n-grab car thief (saw
> > him trying all the door handles down the street and followed him until
> > got in one). The weirdest thing was rescuing a girl from her car
> trunk
> > (tiny little thing: had climbed in the trunk to try and make space for
> > something and closed on her. my wife and I walked by and heard sobbing
> > from the back of a running car - thought we had foiled a kidnapping
> > caper at first, but it was just bad timing for her. ;^) ).
> >
> > While I was pumping gas on the night shift and working a 7-Eleven I
> also
> > dealt with more than my share of drunks and stupid incidents. One
> drunk
> > shoved hi girlfriend over a snow bank and she cracked her skull on the
> > pavement. They brought her bleeding all over the place with him
> > screaming at us (the clerks) to call an ambulance. We also called the
> > police and when he heard us doing so he trying to get the phone - we
> had
> > to restrain him.
> >
> > Since at night we were the only shop on the street with more than
> person
> > (and pretty much the only one with big burly guys) we got called a lot
> > by the neighbors to bounce drunks and vagrants.
> >
> > Jeeze. the anecdotes crappy jobs give you. ;^)
> >
> > Jim Davis
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Paul Ihrig [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Sent: Monday, October 27, 2003 8:07 AM
> > To: CF-Community
> > Subject: mugging in cmh
> >
> > well yesterday was the strangest in a long time.
> > me & my wife are walking to a local breakfast joint.
> > its a bit drizzly out.
> >
> > \across the street there is an older couple & a younger blond.
> > all the sudden the blond starts screaming bloody murder!
> >
> > then running down the street goes by a well dressed mugger.
> > i take flight, before thinking.
> >
> > i know i can catch him with in a 1/2 block.
> >
> > then all the sudden a switch gets turned on in the old noggin.
> > i stop in the middle of the street.
> >
> > turn & walk back to my wife.
> > the blonde continues to chase him around the corner screaming.
> >
> > just then i hear the screech of tires spinning on wet bricks.
> >
> > they where a group of three people from Britain.
> > kind of sucks, but they probably can afford the loss of a few buck.
> >
> > i didn't want to get shot or stabbed.
> > almost a hero, but free range chicken...
> >
> >
> >
> > _____
> >
> >
> >
> _____
>
>
>
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