--benD
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> Today wasn't crazy enough. I can fix that!
>
> If an XML programer profaned, would he/she get their mouth washed out
> with SOAP?
>
> Didja know that Cleopatra used CF, then switched to M$ and was bitten by
> an ASP?
>
> Fathers use JPEG, but choosy mothers choose GIF.
>
> Nursery rhymes use a special Microsoft format - Hickory-dickory-DOC files.
>
> Shakespeare couldn't connect to the db with his plays - is that Much ADO
> About Nothing?
>
> Microsoft software isn't delivered by truck - it comes in a CAB.
>
> Nude photos shouldn't be JPEG files, but are always RAW.
>
> I've been writing some script files, guess that made me more BAT-ty than
> usual.
>
> ;-)
>
> -Ben
>
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