Dave Watts threatened to do a DUMP of his RAW LOG FILES on my porch
yesterday.

M

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Subject: Acronymical Insanity

Today wasn't crazy enough. I can fix that!

If an XML programer profaned, would he/she get their mouth washed out
with SOAP?

Didja know that Cleopatra used CF, then switched to M$ and was bitten by
an ASP?

Fathers use JPEG, but choosy mothers choose GIF.

Nursery rhymes use a special Microsoft format - Hickory-dickory-DOC
files.

Shakespeare couldn't connect to the db with his plays - is that Much ADO
About Nothing?

Microsoft software isn't delivered by truck - it comes in a CAB.

Nude photos shouldn't be JPEG files, but are always RAW.

I've been writing some script files, guess that made me more BAT-ty than
usual.

;-)

-Ben
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