> Didn't the Aztecs have it first?
Yeah, and they played it more like soccer, which made it even cooler.
> > 21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers,
> insulin,
> penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save
> countless
> lives each year.
> Didn't Marconi invent shortwave or the basic tech. Wasn't velcro
> invented by a
> swiss man
> (http://www.si.edu/lemelson/centerpieces/iap/inventors_dem.html),
> Wasn't the inventor of penicillin Scottish
> (http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/blpenicillin.htm)? I can
> go on but
> I'm seeing a trend here.
The Scots invented everything worth having except the PC. *My* people,
dude.
> > 25. Our beer advertisments kick ass
> But does your beer?
>
> > BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
> >
> > 24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit
> your hands
> with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
> Only Canadians drink beer with mittens on. Only canadians wear mittens
> past the
> age of 3.
Also, Minnesotans.
>
> > 25. And we don't bomb our allies.
> Canadians have allies? ;)
Canadians have bombs?
>
> > oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
> But they're not as fun.
You see, in the US, we treat our elections like hockey. You never know
who has the puck. You're always surprised when someone scores. Anytime
someone does something stupid, the other side gets a Power Play.
Definately full contact. Advantage: you get to keep your teeth, and
there's not penalty for icing.
--benD
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