All you ever need to know about Haggis:
http://www.thebrainstrust.co.uk/unreliable/search.php?search=haggis

"The haggis is a small turkey-sized two-legged creature that lives on
Scots mountains, and consequently has one leg shorter than the other in
order to deal with the gradient differential. Haggi (the plural of
haggis is haggi) are caught by two people with a bag. One sits at the
bottom of the hill with the bag. The other roams the mountain until he
or she comes face to face with the haggis, which cannot turn around and
run away as it would then be in the wrong direction for its legs to work
properly. It falls over, rolls down the hill and is caught in the bag."

A great site for facts on anything! Search for hockey and you get:

"Adolf Hitler played the center position for the Austrian National ice
hockey team in the years 1930-1935. During this time Hitler was selected
as the "Austrian ice hockey player of the year" twice. Adolf Hitler
scored a total of 39 international match goals and assisted in 55
goals."

And my favourite:

"Disgruntled PC users from around the world have launched a fund to
employ an actor to dress up as a paper clip and follow Bill Gates around
asking him bloody stupid questions when he's trying to work."

-----Original Message-----
From: Andy Ousterhout [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: 17 November 2003 16:38
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Proud, eh?

When you've had enough single malt, everything tastes good.
  -----Original Message-----
  From: Kevin Graeme [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Sent: Monday, November 17, 2003 10:30 AM
  To: CF-Community
  Subject: Re: Proud, eh?

  I like haggis. Give me a good Robbie Burns Day meal and I'm happy.

  -Kevin

  ----- Original Message -----
  From: "Michael Dinowitz" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
  To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
  Sent: Monday, November 17, 2003 10:17 AM
  Subject: Re: Proud, eh?

  > All I have to say is Haggis.
  > (though I'm not one to talk much as my people are probably
responsible for
  > P'Cha)
  >
  > > The Scots invented everything worth having except the PC.  *My*
people,
  > > dude.
  >
  >


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