Origin Of Wind
A priest, scientist, an astronaut and a plumber were playing golf one day.
To kill the time they started a conversation on natural occurrences. They
chose to debate about wind. The scientist said that winds were the result of
thermal convection.
The astronaut said that they were made by the planet's rotation.
The priest said that storms were god's way of cleansing the earth.
The plumber only knew that the wind always blew when he played golf.
They played through 17 holes, arguing furiously. Just as they teed up at the
18th, everything became calm. Amazingly, a giant hand came down through the
clouds just inches above their heads.
The astronaut and the scientist didn't see it because they didn't believe in
the supernatural. The priest knelt down and prayed in fear.
Only the plumber stood up. Suddenly a voice boomed down "If you want the
answer, pull my finger".
The plumber did, and a mighty wind blew.
---Joke Delimiter (so sue me for your silly patent rights) ---
Fart Definitions:
The "Pull My Finger" or PMF
Everyone enjoys a good chuckle, and nothing produces one as consistently as
the classic "Pull My Finger" gag. May a gullible child has set a PMF into
motion by tugging on the digit of a father of favourite uncle. The PMF has
the distinction of being the only fart which is employed strictly for
comedic purposes.
---Joke Delimiter (so sue me for your silly patent rights) ---
Quote:
"I think the ultimate revenge for a woman would be to say to her husband, in
the delivery room, just before that last big push, 'Hey! Pull my finger!'
Then the baby pops out and everyone gets a big laugh." - Cindy Hayward
SEATTLE FOLKLORE SOCIETY SONGWRITER CIRCLE
(Tractor Tavern) There are certain five-word sequences which are universally
synonymous with bad news: "We should have a talk." "Hey dude, pull my
finger." "Couldn't we just be friends?" "Please use the emergency exits." "I
really like you, but... " "Your credit card was denied." "George Bush leads
all candidates... " And finally: "Seattle Folklore Society Songwriter
Circle." -- Rick Levin
---Joke Delimiter (so sue me for your silly patent rights) ---
Haiku
Monkey Spanking Boy
Ate a whole SPAM loaf for lunch
"Here, pull my finger!"
--son of MSB
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Deanna Schneider
UWEX-Cooperative Extension
Interactive Media Developer
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