Pres. Bush today where he was talking about threats again. One of them
being nuk-u-ler weapons. Now I know it's spelled nuclear, but I believe
the president is trying to tell us that correct pronounciation doesn't
matter, so from now on, I'm pronouncing the word "President" as follows:
dip-shit.
You'd think after almost 3 years in office he could do at least one
thing right and learn how to pronounce words correctly.
marlon
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> RESUME
>
> George W. Bush
>
> The White House,USA
>
>
> EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
>
> LAW ENFORCEMENT:
> I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 for driving under the
> influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
> license suspended for 30 days.
> My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
>
> MILITARY:
> I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a
> drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the
> Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
>
> COLLEGE:
> I graduated from Yale University. I was a cheerleader.
>
> PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
> I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
> I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I
> bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company
> went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
> I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
> land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our right-wing
> friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected
> Governor of Texas.
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:
> I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making
> Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston
> replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
> I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in
> borrowed money.
> I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American
> history.
> With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my father's
> appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by
> over 500,000 votes.
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
> I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
> billion dollars per week.
>
> I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I
> shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history. I
> set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
> 12-month period.
>
> I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
> U.S. stock market.
>
> I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
> record.
>
> I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year
> period. After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the
> worst security failure in U.S.history.
>
> I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a
> WMD.
>
> In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking
> Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.
>
> I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
> president.
>
> In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and
> that trend continues every month. I set the all-time record for most
> foreclosures in a 12-month period.
>
> I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any
> president in U.S. history.
>
> I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any
> president since the advent of television.
>
> I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused
> to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
>
> I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
>
> I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in
> duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.
>
> I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
> simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people)
> shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of
> mankind.
>
> I've broken more international treaties than any president in U.S.
> history.
>
> I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
> administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza
> Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
>
> I am the first president in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
> pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I
> did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
> citizens, and the world community.
>
> I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in
> the history of the United States government.
>
> I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations
> remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. I withdrew the U.S.
> from the World Court of Law. I refused to allow inspectors access to
> U.S. prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by
> the Geneva Convention.
>
> I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election
> inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
>
> I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most
> corporate campaign donations. My largest lifetime campaign contributor,
> and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest
> corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history. My political party used the
> Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the
> U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision. I have protected my
> friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution.
> More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair
> than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate ripoffs
> in history.
>
> I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center
> attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country
> in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. I am
> first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my
> presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. I changed
> the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
> contracts. I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin
> Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.
>
> RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
> All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's
> library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.
> All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
> bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
> view.
> All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,
> attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
> unavailable for public review.
>
> Please consider my experience when voting in 2004
>
> Send this to every voter you know.
>
>
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