1 All of the world's ills would be cured.
2. All of the excesses of the 90's would have retroactively disappeared,
3. All of those BAD business people who quickly realized that BUSH was
lax on businesses would not have been able to implement evil business
practices SO quickly that it appeared that they had been following them since
the 90's
4. Business would be ignoring the lower cost of labor in other countries
and would have continued to hire people who provided diminishing value for the
love of country(sorry, God's out)
5. All of those foreigners who think that we suck would not be risking
life and limb to sneak into OUR country voluntarily work for, god forbid,
below minimum wage, and send huge amounts of their paltry earnings back to
their highly advantaged family who stayed home to live a life of luxury.
6. Yale's image would have remained untarnished
My bad.
-----Original Message-----
From: Doug White [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, November 19, 2003 10:39 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Bush resume
Actually the statement that the economy is in a turnaround, is more pie in
the
sky. Jobs continue to be lost, prosecutions of those involved in business
fraud, and securities scams are still running at a less than enthusiastic
rate.
Our borders are still insecure. Non-Mexican illegal immigrants are still
released into the streets after capture by the INS. His energy and oil
patch
friends are still not being called to account for their mis-deeds. Our
reputation internationally has sunk to a historic low. But I do have to
credit
him for this, he still has a fanatic following, and the big bucks
----- Original Message -----
From: "Andy Ousterhout" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Wednesday, November 19, 2003 8:07 PM
Subject: RE: Bush resume
| What is frightening is that those on the left continue to read this crap.
| Each and every point a continued hypocrisy by those who make them.
Clearly
| they don't believe in the glass house and rock thing....
|
| Just when will the wining end? The current batch of competition certainly
| isn't going to beat him, especially with the economy on the turnaround.
The
| south continues to move to the right. Do you have it in you to continue
to
| b#$% and moan when he gets re-elected? If so, please work on some new
| material. Perhaps he can mispronounce some more words on the way to
victory
| to keep you all entertained. That way you don't have to argue the issues.
|
| Andy
|
| -----Original Message-----
| From: John Stanley [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
| Sent: Wednesday, November 19, 2003 5:17 PM
| To: CF-Community
| Subject: RE: Bush resume
|
|
| taken as a whole it is a truly frightening picture....
|
| -----Original Message-----
| From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
| Sent: Wednesday, November 19, 2003 5:36 PM
| To: CF-Community
| Subject: Bush resume
|
| RESUME
|
| George W. Bush
|
| The White House,USA
|
| EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
|
| LAW ENFORCEMENT:
| I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 for driving under the
| influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
| license suspended for 30 days.
| My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
|
| MILITARY:
| I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a
| drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the
| Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
|
| COLLEGE:
| I graduated from Yale University. I was a cheerleader.
|
| PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
| I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
| I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I
| bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company
| went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
| I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
| land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our right-wing
| friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected
| Governor of Texas.
|
| ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:
| I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making
| Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston
| replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
| I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in
| borrowed money.
| I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American
| history.
| With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my father's
| appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by
| over 500,000 votes.
|
| ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
| I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
| billion dollars per week.
|
| I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I
| shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history. I
| set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
| 12-month period.
|
| I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
| U.S. stock market.
|
| I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
| record.
|
| I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year
| period. After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the
| worst security failure in U.S.history.
|
| I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a
| WMD.
|
| In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking
| Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.
|
| I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
| president.
|
| In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and
| that trend continues every month. I set the all-time record for most
| foreclosures in a 12-month period.
|
| I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any
| president in U.S. history.
|
| I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any
| president since the advent of television.
|
| I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused
| to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
|
| I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
|
| I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in
| duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.
|
| I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
| simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people)
| shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of
| mankind.
|
| I've broken more international treaties than any president in U.S.
| history.
|
| I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
| administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza
| Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
|
| I am the first president in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
| pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I
| did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
| citizens, and the world community.
|
| I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in
| the history of the United States government.
|
| I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations
| remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. I withdrew the U.S.
| from the World Court of Law. I refused to allow inspectors access to
| U.S. prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by
| the Geneva Convention.
|
| I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election
| inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
|
| I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most
| corporate campaign donations. My largest lifetime campaign contributor,
| and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest
| corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history. My political party used the
| Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the
| U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision. I have protected my
| friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution.
| More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair
| than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate ripoffs
| in history.
|
| I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center
| attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country
| in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. I am
| first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my
| presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. I changed
| the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
| contracts. I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin
| Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.
|
| RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
| All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's
| library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.
| All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
| bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
| view.
| All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,
| attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
| unavailable for public review.
|
| Please consider my experience when voting in 2004
|
| Send this to every voter you know.
|
| _____
|
|
|
|
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