>>| From: Deanna Schneider [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>|
>>| Sorry. I was out helping my best friend put her cat to
>>| sleep. Not a fun day. Alternate that with taking care of a baby
who's sick from a
>>| HIB vaccine, and it's been a great 24 hours. But, here....I'll give
it a go....
That sucks. Sorry to hear it's been a bad day. :/ I hope it's getting
better though ...
>>| Start Story
>>|
>>| So there's an iguana that live down the street from
>>| me in a small shoebox. It's a old Nike Air Jordan shoebox, so old
>>| that the shoes it once held were the red and black kind from the
>>| 1980s and Michael Jordan was the hottest thing in any sport.
>>|
>>| Deanna Schneider
>>| But, the iguana is only 5 years old. So, he doesn't know
>>| anything about Michael Jordan or how retro chic his living quarters
might
>>| be. He's more concerned about the fact that everyone just calls him
"the
>>| iguana." He has a name, damn it. Why doesn't anyone use it?
So here's my go ...
Thinking to himself, the iguana kept wondering why people found it so
hard to say the name Muffin! MUFFIN! M-U-F-F-I-N! "Oh look!" he says,
completely distracted by the appearance of a big fat cricket. His name
no longer important. "Supper!" Setting himself up to slurp up the tasty
morsel, he does not notice the man walking up behind him.
NEXT >>>> Robert Bailey
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