An elaborate ferret joke. and you were the enabler.

larry

At 10:07 PM 12/19/2003, you wrote:
>Oh, Louisal never bit SERIOUSLY.  Just for effect, on this one
>boyfriend   Never hard.  Just enough to humiliate him.
>
>She would run up to my boyfriend, and grab at his legs, begging to be
>picked up.  He wouldnt' because he knew she would bite him.    I would
>say, "OH, look, she wants you to pick her up and give her a kiss". He
>would tell me no, because she would bite him on the nose.  I would nag,
>she would beg and eventually we would convince him that she really had
>changed.  He would  pick her up and hold her up to his face and say in a
>resigned voice "hello, louisal".  She would reach out, grab ahold of the
>little bit of flesh between one's nostrils and hold on.  He would yell of
>course and  pull her away, which only stretched his nose out.   She would
>let go after a couple of seconds and he would put her on the floor where
>she would do the biggest happiest ferret dance ever.
>
>This must have happened over a hundred times.  I loved that ferret.
>
>----- Original Message -----
>   From: Larry C. Lyons
>   To: CF-Community
>   Sent: Friday, December 19, 2003 5:47 PM
>   Subject: Re: New Pet
>
>   These were lab rats who were minimally handled. They were probably rather
>   freaked about being handled.
>
>   The only one of our ferrets who seriously tried biting was Augustus
> when we
>   first got him. I suspect he was abused before he was rescued. So if you
>   held him close to your face he would try to nip your nose.
>
>   larry
>
>   At 08:30 PM 12/19/2003, you wrote:
>   >MY rat snowball took about two weeks to really acclimate to being a
>   >persons pet, but he NEVER bit.  He was a sweet and loving pet, just as
>   >loving as my ferrets, but not nearly as clever.
>   >
>   >Now, come to think of it, my ferrets did bite on occasion but love
>   >bites.  Louisal used to bite my boyfriend on the nose because she was
>   >jealous of him, which cracked me up.
>   >   ----- Original Message -----
>   >   From: Larry C. Lyons
>   >   To: CF-Community
>   >   Sent: Friday, December 19, 2003 12:57 PM
>   >   Subject: Re: New Pet
>   >
>   >   I spent 3 semesters as a senior working as the assitant to the learning
>   >   theory lab course.  I ended up taking care of about 100 lab rats. Never
>   >   again. I still have the scars where one bit my finger.
>   >
>   >   If you want cute, go for a ferret, not an ugly rodent.
>   >
>   >   larry
>   >
>   >   At 12:54 PM 12/19/2003, you wrote:
>   >   >When I was in college, I took Intro to Psych, which included various
>   >   >labs.  For the neuropsych part, we had to run rats through a water
> maze.
>   >   >   I was the only guy in a group of very traditionally girlish
> ladies, so
>   >   >I ended up as Rat wRangler.  This is when I discovered that not
> only are
>   >   >rats cool, but they have very distinct personalities.
>   >   >
>   >   >Fortunately (in my opinion) the next lab paired me with a female
> friend
>   >   >who liked the rats as much as I did, so I ended up with fewer
> scratches,
>   >   >got to participate in parts of the experiment not involving direct
>   >   >contact with the rats, and still got to pet ours.
>   >   >
>   >   >My favorite lab rat story, though, happened after a long
> weekend.  I was
>   >   >walking down the sidewalk with a friend and we came across some
>   >   >animal-testing protest chalkings.  One said that the rats hadn't been
>   >   >fed or watered all weekend.  My friend got pretty pissed.  I told
> her I
>   >   >was sure it wasn't true.  She replied, "Of course not!  I'm the
> one who
>   >   >fed them!"
>   >   >
>   >   >White lab rats are so cool.....
>   >   >Great.  Now I'm thinking about acquiring a pet.
>   >   >
>   >   >--benD
>   >   >
>   >   >BethF wrote:
>   >   >
>   >   > > My very first pet was a white lab rat, stolen from the psych lab at
>   >   > > Drexel University when I was six. He was an amazing little
> friend once
>   >   > > he got over being scared.
>   >   > >
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