First of all, to understand how Killer the Dog died, you have to understand who Killer the Dog was. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch terrier, and he was always ashamed of it, man. But then comes this man, Stein, a promotion guy and dog fighting coach and he buys Killer and you know what? soon Killer is good, damn good. But then, he's put up against his brother, Nibbles. And Killer is like, "Hey, man, I can't fight my own brother!" But he had to fight him anyway. And killer killed Nibbles. So that's it, then Killer started calling off all his fights, he started smoking crack and then he just lost his mind, until his heart just stopped and his tired body collapsed. Wow.

> Let's do a ring of fire deathmatch.
>
> We will take it out to the desert and start a huge blaze. We can all
> ride up on Harleys, right in the middle of the fire, and duke it out
> with chains for the right to design the site.
>
> We will get some real hardcore death metal bands to play on a stage
> right next to the ring of fire, and maybe put some of those Rob
> Halford solo albums on the PA as well.
>
> We will set up a half-pipe for the skaters and we will set up a LAN
> party recklessly out in the open. We will webcam the fight so everyone
> on Earth can see the winner. The champion gets a trophy, which will be
> a six pack opened 'Stone Cold'-style while they march to the PC to get
> to work. Everyone will cheer, there will be thousands of people.
>
> Then this CF-emperor will create the first beta of the site. The one
> guy at Terminal-Fusion.com will say there has to be a dynamic news
> content feature, even though there are no feeds to populate it.
> Another dude will want the sit ein all Flash.
>
> A second beta will come out, a mighty beta, and someone will complain
> about accessibility and standards, and say it must be more CSS
> compliant (whatever that means). Someone else will hate the Flash and
> want something more slick and without all the models.
>
> A third site will be rolled out, and there will be bugs with the
> registration system that allows everyone to log in as Tawny Kitane
> (who, incidentally, is actually Fred, a 400-lb white male who has a
> curious obsession with her based on old Whitesnake videoes).
>
> A fourth version of the site will follow, a little later on schedule
> than the others. The guys will say the CF-champion has done a good job,
> but they really wanted an ecommerce site with no graphics and just
> text descriptions with links to other sites. They will point out it
> should be like arsTechnica meets the old Shockwave site, but with more
> of a Slashdot / MarchFirst / Comedy Central feel.
>
> A fifth version will come out, and this time Todd, a cousin of one of
> the dudes from Terminal-Fusion.com, will offer some assistance. He
> will move the project to a client-server based model, and start the
> champion working on the VB interface. The site will now be a façade
> for a downloadable EXE that serves up advertising to pay for hosting
> fees.
>
> The CF-Champion will finally get the bill for the Harley rental and
> lose interest in going forward on the project. That dude's cousin will
> bring in one of his friends, who always thought the site should be
> more focused on 1950's Americana. They will start putting up ads for
> Coke featuring non-name MLB players of the era. The EXE will be
> rebranded and sold to X10.com.
>
> The URL will be abandoned eventually after more conceptual work, and
> the project will eventually go up under the domain http://kids.
> puppet_pals_featuring_spinal_tap.com
>
> M
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Schuster, Steven [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Tuesday, December 23, 2003 10:07 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: Anyone want to do a free design?
>
>
> I'll give it a whirl. You oughta have a contest, where we can all see
> the
> designs and vote on a winner...
>
>
> Steve
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Heald, Tim [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Tuesday, December 23, 2003 9:51 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Anyone want to do a free design?
>
>
> Terminal-Fusion.com is being converted into a site for a car club
> some
> people and I am starting.  Anyone want to do a design for it?  I can
> only
> offer up my eternal gratitude in payment. Something flashy - 2 fast 2
> furious style.
>
> Any takers?
>
> I can offer a free hosting account for the person who decides to do it.
>
>
> --
> Timothy Heald
> Web Portfolio Manager
> Overseas Security Advisory Council
> U.S. Department of State
> 571.345.2319
>
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