> Let's do a ring of fire deathmatch.
>
> We will take it out to the desert and start a huge blaze. We can all
> ride up on Harleys, right in the middle of the fire, and duke it out
> with chains for the right to design the site.
>
> We will get some real hardcore death metal bands to play on a stage
> right next to the ring of fire, and maybe put some of those Rob
> Halford solo albums on the PA as well.
>
> We will set up a half-pipe for the skaters and we will set up a LAN
> party recklessly out in the open. We will webcam the fight so everyone
> on Earth can see the winner. The champion gets a trophy, which will be
> a six pack opened 'Stone Cold'-style while they march to the PC to get
> to work. Everyone will cheer, there will be thousands of people.
>
> Then this CF-emperor will create the first beta of the site. The one
> guy at Terminal-Fusion.com will say there has to be a dynamic news
> content feature, even though there are no feeds to populate it.
> Another dude will want the sit ein all Flash.
>
> A second beta will come out, a mighty beta, and someone will complain
> about accessibility and standards, and say it must be more CSS
> compliant (whatever that means). Someone else will hate the Flash and
> want something more slick and without all the models.
>
> A third site will be rolled out, and there will be bugs with the
> registration system that allows everyone to log in as Tawny Kitane
> (who, incidentally, is actually Fred, a 400-lb white male who has a
> curious obsession with her based on old Whitesnake videoes).
>
> A fourth version of the site will follow, a little later on schedule
> than the others. The guys will say the CF-champion has done a good job,
> but they really wanted an ecommerce site with no graphics and just
> text descriptions with links to other sites. They will point out it
> should be like arsTechnica meets the old Shockwave site, but with more
> of a Slashdot / MarchFirst / Comedy Central feel.
>
> A fifth version will come out, and this time Todd, a cousin of one of
> the dudes from Terminal-Fusion.com, will offer some assistance. He
> will move the project to a client-server based model, and start the
> champion working on the VB interface. The site will now be a façade
> for a downloadable EXE that serves up advertising to pay for hosting
> fees.
>
> The CF-Champion will finally get the bill for the Harley rental and
> lose interest in going forward on the project. That dude's cousin will
> bring in one of his friends, who always thought the site should be
> more focused on 1950's Americana. They will start putting up ads for
> Coke featuring non-name MLB players of the era. The EXE will be
> rebranded and sold to X10.com.
>
> The URL will be abandoned eventually after more conceptual work, and
> the project will eventually go up under the domain http://kids.
> puppet_pals_featuring_spinal_tap.com
>
> M
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Schuster, Steven [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Tuesday, December 23, 2003 10:07 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: Anyone want to do a free design?
>
>
> I'll give it a whirl. You oughta have a contest, where we can all see
> the
> designs and vote on a winner...
>
>
> Steve
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Heald, Tim [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Tuesday, December 23, 2003 9:51 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Anyone want to do a free design?
>
>
> Terminal-Fusion.com is being converted into a site for a car club
> some
> people and I am starting. Anyone want to do a design for it? I can
> only
> offer up my eternal gratitude in payment. Something flashy - 2 fast 2
> furious style.
>
> Any takers?
>
> I can offer a free hosting account for the person who decides to do it.
>
>
> --
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> Web Portfolio Manager
> Overseas Security Advisory Council
> U.S. Department of State
> 571.345.2319
>
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