My stuff's way less intelligible than this beatiful work of art.
>You peeps should get together and write a book. Seriously.
>
>Cheers,
>Erika
>--------------------------------------------------
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: cantrl. a [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Sent: Tuesday, December 23, 2003 9:55 AM
>To: CF-Community
>Subject: Re:Anyone want to do a free design?
>
>
>First of all, to understand how Killer the Dog died, you have to
>understand who Killer the Dog was. Now Killer was born to a three-legged
>bitch terrier, and he was always ashamed of it, man. But then comes this
>man, Stein, a promotion guy and dog fighting coach and he buys Killer
>and you know what? soon Killer is good, damn good. But then, he's put up
>against his brother, Nibbles. And Killer is like, "Hey, man, I can't
>fight my own brother!" But he had to fight him anyway. And killer killed
>Nibbles. So that's it, then Killer started calling off all his fights,
>he started smoking crack and then he just lost his mind, until his heart
>just stopped and his tired body collapsed. Wow.
>
>> Let's do a ring of fire deathmatch.
>>
>> We will take it out to the desert and start a huge blaze. We can all
>> ride up on Harleys, right in the middle of the fire, and duke it out
>> with chains for the right to design the site.
>>
>> We will get some real hardcore death metal bands to play on a stage
>> right next to the ring of fire, and maybe put some of those Rob
>> Halford solo albums on the PA as well.
>>
>> We will set up a half-pipe for the skaters and we will set up a LAN
>> party recklessly out in the open. We will webcam the fight so everyone
>
>> on Earth can see the winner. The champion gets a trophy, which will be
>
>> a six pack opened 'Stone Cold'-style while they march to the PC to get
>
>> to work. Everyone will cheer, there will be thousands of people.
>>
>> Then this CF-emperor will create the first beta of the site. The one
>> guy at Terminal-Fusion.com will say there has to be a dynamic news
>> content feature, even though there are no feeds to populate it.
>> Another dude will want the sit ein all Flash.
>>
>> A second beta will come out, a mighty beta, and someone will complain
>> about accessibility and standards, and say it must be more CSS
>> compliant (whatever that means). Someone else will hate the Flash and
>> want something more slick and without all the models.
>>
>> A third site will be rolled out, and there will be bugs with the
>> registration system that allows everyone to log in as Tawny Kitane
>> (who, incidentally, is actually Fred, a 400-lb white male who has a
>> curious obsession with her based on old Whitesnake videoes).
>>
>> A fourth version of the site will follow, a little later on schedule
>> than the others. The guys will say the CF-champion has done a good
>job,
>> but they really wanted an ecommerce site with no graphics and just
>> text descriptions with links to other sites. They will point out it
>> should be like arsTechnica meets the old Shockwave site, but with more
>
>> of a Slashdot / MarchFirst / Comedy Central feel.
>>
>> A fifth version will come out, and this time Todd, a cousin of one of
>> the dudes from Terminal-Fusion.com, will offer some assistance. He
>> will move the project to a client-server based model, and start the
>> champion working on the VB interface. The site will now be a façade
>> for a downloadable EXE that serves up advertising to pay for hosting
>> fees.
>>
>> The CF-Champion will finally get the bill for the Harley rental and
>> lose interest in going forward on the project. That dude's cousin will
>
>> bring in one of his friends, who always thought the site should be
>> more focused on 1950's Americana. They will start putting up ads for
>> Coke featuring non-name MLB players of the era. The EXE will be
>> rebranded and sold to X10.com.
>>
>> The URL will be abandoned eventually after more conceptual work, and
>> the project will eventually go up under the domain http://kids.
>> puppet_pals_featuring_spinal_tap.com
>>
>> M
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Schuster, Steven [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> Sent: Tuesday, December 23, 2003 10:07 AM
>> To: CF-Community
>> Subject: RE: Anyone want to do a free design?
>>
>>
>> I'll give it a whirl. You oughta have a contest, where we can all see
>> the
>> designs and vote on a winner...
>>
>>
>> Steve
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Heald, Tim [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> Sent: Tuesday, December 23, 2003 9:51 AM
>> To: CF-Community
>> Subject: Anyone want to do a free design?
>>
>>
>> Terminal-Fusion.com is being converted into a site for a car club
>> some
>> people and I am starting. Anyone want to do a design for it? I can
>> only
>> offer up my eternal gratitude in payment. Something flashy - 2 fast 2
>> furious style.
>>
>> Any takers?
>>
>> I can offer a free hosting account for the person who decides to do
>it.
>>
>>
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