erections. O_O
Seriously though, I truly don't understand the the interest in the excessive
horsepower, but if you really like the car then keep it. If you need a truck
and still want the car, buy an older, cheap truck too. If she wants the
truck, let her buy one. But I know that what you really really really want
is a Toyota Prius. That'll give you priapism!
-Kevin
----- Original Message -----
From: "Matthew Small" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Saturday, December 27, 2003 10:42 PM
Subject: I think I'm in trouble
> I pulled a boner today.
>
> I'm in the market for a new vehicle, since the truck that I'm driving,
> while good looking and well running, has 173,000 miles on it. It's a
> 1995 Chevy Silverado, 4x4. My fiancee loves the thing, thinks it's the
> manliest truck on this earth. For the record, she's 23, I'm 31, we
> don't live together, and she's never had a FT job before since she just
> graduated Grad School with an MBA. She's a lovely girl, just a little
> idealistic sometimes due to youth.
>
> So I go out today, just browsing and this car catches my eye - it' s a
> 2001 Mustang GT. Worse yet, it's a Mustang GT Bullitt - a Steve
> McQueen style race car. So I test drive it, am unnaturally scared to
> death of it, and then buy it. I figure since it's only got 38,000 on
> the odometer, that it will get getter mileage than the giant truck, and
> that she also has a Mustang that this will resonant well with the
> fiancee.
>
> Anyway, I proceed to call her after I buy it and she starts crying
> because I got rid of the truck. She's a bit emotional too sometimes.
> Please don't get the wrong idea, she's great, but emotional about
> things sometimes.
>
> Let me tell you a little bit more about the car - it's unbelievably
> fast. I don't know the stats, but the car has some sort of mod chip in
> it that pushes it to 305 HP. It's a five speed ass haulin' trip to the
> hospital then to jail for wreckless driving. I admit that I'm a freak
> for speed sometimes. This is without doubt the fastest car I've ever
> been in. Anyway, it's a cool little thing with all of the bells and
> whistles.
>
> We're not going to have any children soon, so that not an issue, but
> she did say that she thought I was going to get something more "yuppie"
> - like an SUV or BMW or something like that.
>
> Anyway, that's the boner. I think I'm going to take the car back
> tomorrow morning and get the truck back. Any comments from my friends
> on the list?
>
> - Matt Small
>
>
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