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The solution to all of our problems are People Turbines. A People Turbine is a big wheel that people push in a circle to generate electricity - kind of like the Conan the Barbarian movie where they would spin the wheel for years only to make it a booby trap that would spin around and kill somebody. Well instead of killing somebody, this would generate electricity. It's vital to our homeland security that we create People Turbines.

You're an immigrant and need a job - hey, there's a People Turbine.
You're a prisoner and you don't like printing license plates - People Turbine.
You're a yuppie and you're paying $150 a month for the health club, start a new trend and take a run on the Starbucxs People Turbine - a great place to meet girls.
You're a parent and are concerned for your overweight sedentary child - put that kid on a People Turbine - it will build character.

It's all about the People Turbines in the oh-four.

>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3375327.stm
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>Cheers,
>Erika
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