keeping the list properly risque by telling salty jokes about blondes...
;-)
-Ben
>As a Utah trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps
>out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
>
>The trucker lowers the window, and she says"Hi, my name is Heather and
>you are losing some of your load."
>
>The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck
>stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
>
>She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the
>trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde
>says brightly,"Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your
>load!"
>
>Shaking his head,the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
>street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
>
>All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on
>the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.
>
>Again she says"Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of
>your load!"
>
>When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
>light. When he stops this time,he hurriedly gets out of the
>truck, and runs back to the blonde.
>
>He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says...
>
>"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Utah and I'm driving
>the SALT TRUCK!
>
>
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