staff while you recuperate?
-d
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To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Friday, January 30, 2004 1:16 PM
Subject: TMI, TMI (long)
> Oh, boy.
> Got a big envelope in the mail from my HMO yesterday.
> Letter inside addressed to "Total Joint Patient".
>
> Figured that was either mistakenly sent from a drug rehab program <ha> or
about my upcoming hip replacement <not ha>.
>
> OK, folks, this is suddenly getting VERY real.
>
> Sheaf of papers -
> - laboratory requisition forms
> - medical history questionnaire
> - anesthesiology questionnaire,
> - forms and information on autologous donation
> (giving your own blood to get it back at surgery time),
> - schedules for what happens when
> before, during, and after the surgery,
> including all the stuff they will do in the hospital,
> and as outpatient afterwards - lab tests, physical therapy, etc.
>
> Would you believe the list of rules includes how you may and may not go to
the bathroom ?!? And rather explicit information on how you may and may not
have sex while recuperating ?!?!?
>
> And you have to tell the surgeon if you're going to have any dental work
done, including routine exams/cleanings, so they can decide whether to put
you on antibiotics first.
>
> It's going to be wierd having to use a special helper tool to put socks on
and off.
>
> Keep one rule in mind "thou shalt not bend the affected hip more than 90
degrees at any time", and you start realizing about raised toilet seats,
having a gripper tool to pick up anything you drop, etc. Plus not being able
to put weight on it until I heal (maybe 2 months) - got to put grab rails in
the shower.
>
> I'm apparently not going to be allowed to drive myself for 6 to 8 weeks
afterwards, and only can ride as a passenger if the vehicle doesn't put me
into a prohibited position.
>
> They suggest getting a serving cart to push your meal from the prep area
to the table, since I'll be required to use crutches or a walker, and won't
have either hand free to carry anything. Whoa.
>
> Wife is going to see if her employer will let her install CAD software at
home, work from home at least part of the time, FTP the files in.
>
> Sorry for the long post, but it's getting a little scary here.
> Truth be told, though, I'm more excited and anticipatory about getting a
better quality of life back than I am worried. (Keep telling yourself that,
Ben!)
>
> -Ben
>
>
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