I mean, like, dude, wouldn't sex therapy also make you a joint patient? ;-)
>> Letter inside addressed to "Total Joint Patient".
>
>Dude, you're, like, a *total* joint patient. Whoa.
>
>> OK, folks, this is suddenly getting VERY real.
>
>'Bout damn time. :-)
>
>> Would you believe the list of rules includes how you may and may not go
>> to the bathroom ?!? And rather explicit information on how you may and
>> may not have sex while recuperating ?!?!?
>
>Yes. Yes I would. Please don't feel free to share.
>
>> And you have to tell the surgeon if you're going to have any dental work
>> done, including routine exams/cleanings, so they can decide whether to
>> put you on antibiotics first.
>
>Well, they need to know if you're having any other work done near your ass.
>
>> It's going to be wierd having to use a special helper tool to put socks
>> on and off.
>
>I keep putting socks off, but I'm running out of excuses.
>
>> Keep one rule in mind "thou shalt not bend the affected hip more than 90
>> degrees at any time", and you start realizing about raised toilet seats,
>
>90 shall be the angle of the bending, and the angle of the bending shall
>be 90. 45 shall not be bent, except that thou shalt go on to 90. 135
>shall not be bent, and 180 is right out, for 90 shall be the angle of
>the bending, and the angle of the bending shall be 90.
>
>> I'm apparently not going to be allowed to drive myself for 6 to 8 weeks
>
>Prob'ly shouldn't drive the car, either.
>
>> Wife is going to see if her employer will let her install CAD software
>> at home, work from home at least part of the time, FTP the files in.
>
>But she already has a cad at home.....
>
>> Sorry for the long post, but it's getting a little scary here.
>> Truth be told, though, I'm more excited and anticipatory about getting a
>> better quality of life back than I am worried. (Keep telling yourself
>> that, Ben!)
>
>I tried telling myself that, but it turns out I'm not worried about
>surgery. Maybe you should tell yourself, instead.....
>
>In other news, wishes for wellness come from the punniest places....
>
>--benD
>
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