After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. He
wanted to continue living in their downtown luxury apartment with his
new lover so he asked his wife to move out and get another place.
His wife agreed to this, provided that he would give her 3 days alone at
the apartment to pack up her things. She spent the first day packing her
belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had
the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down
for the last time at their beautiful dining table by candlelight, put on
some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a
bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each room and
deposited a few of the half-eaten shrimp shells into the hollow of the
curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the
first few days Then slowly the apartment began to smell. They tried
everything; cleaning & mopping and airing the place out. Vents
were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned. Air
fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set
off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days,
and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive carpet.
Finally, they could not take it any longer and decided to move. They
could not find a buyer for their stinky apartment so they had to borrow
a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The moving
company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking
everything
to their new home
.including the curtain rods.
DO NOT MESS WITH A WOMAN!!!!!!!!
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Larry C. Lyons
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Life is Complex. It has both real and imaginary parts.
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Chaos, Panic and Disorder. My work here is done.
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