ha. i've done /that/ before..... cept we just put them in the shower curtain rods
/c
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Thursday, February 19, 2004, 10:01:07 PM, you wrote:
LCL> Subject: Sweet Revenge
LCL> After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. He
LCL> wanted to continue living in their downtown luxury apartment with his
LCL> new lover so he asked his wife to move out and get another place.
LCL> His wife agreed to this, provided that he would give her 3 days alone at
LCL> the apartment to pack up her things. She spent the first day packing her
LCL> belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had
LCL> the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down
LCL> for the last time at their beautiful dining table by candlelight, put on
LCL> some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a
LCL> bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each room and
LCL> deposited a few of the half-eaten shrimp shells into the hollow of the
LCL> curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
LCL> When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the
LCL> first few days Then slowly the apartment began to smell. They tried
LCL> everything; cleaning & mopping and airing the place out. Vents
LCL> were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned. Air
LCL> fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set
LCL> off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days,
LCL> and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive carpet.
LCL> Finally, they could not take it any longer and decided to move. They
LCL> could not find a buyer for their stinky apartment so they had to borrow
LCL> a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The moving
LCL> company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking
LCL> everything
LCL> to their new home
LCL> .including the curtain rods.
LCL> DO NOT MESS WITH A WOMAN!!!!!!!!
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