NT source code and I feel obligated to pass it on (don't tell anyone
where you found it)
/* This is the source code to Microsoft's Windows NT 4.0 */
/* (c) 1997 Microsoft, Corp. */
void boot()
{
hang_for_10_min();
get_half_hardware();
hang_for_5_min();
start_vms();
start_win95();
}
void start_network()
{
start_protocols(0);
start_connections();
kill_3_connections();
create_stupid_exploits_for_unix_people_to_laugh_at();
reboot_in_3_days();
}
main()
{
boot();
ask_for_login();
ignore_login_let_anyone_in();
start_network();
while(1)
{
break();
run_slow();
leek(ram);
use_full_resources(CPU);
}
}
:-o
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Rob
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