I remember I ported the source code of Windows 98 to Cold Fusion many
years ago.. hmm... maybe I should rewrite it as a web service?
<CFINCLUDE template="win95.cfm">
<CFINCLUDE template="evenmore.cfm">
<CFINCLUDE template="oldstuff.cfm">
<CFINCLUDE template="billrulz.cfm">
<CFINCLUDE template="monopoly.cfm">
<CFSET INSTALL = HARD>
<CFSET make_prog_look_big = ArrayNew(1600000)>
<CFLOOP condition="NOT CRASHED">
<CFOUTPUT>
#display_copyright_message#
#display_bill_rules_message#
</CFOUTPUT>
<CFINCLUDE template="do_nothing.cfm">
<CFIF first_time_installation>
<CFMODULE template="make_50_megabyte_swapfile.cfm">
<CFMODULE template="do_nothing.cfm">
<CFMODULE template="totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system.cfm">
<CFMODULE template="search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS.cfm">
<CFMODULE template="disable_Netscape.cfm">
<CFMODULE template="disable_RealPlayer.cfm">
<CFMODULE template="disable_Corel_Products.cfm">
<CFMODULE template="hang_system.cfm">
</CFIF>
<CFOUTPUT>
#anything#
#display_copyright_message#
</CFOUTPUT>
<CFMODULE template="do_nothing.cfm">
<CFMODULE template="do_some_stuff.cfm">
<CFIF still_not_crashed>
<CFOUTPUT>
#display_copyright_message#
</CFOUTPUT>
<CFMODULE template="do_nothing.cfm">
<CFMODULE template="basically_run_windows_3.cfm">
<CFMODULE template="do_nothing.cfm">
<CFMODULE template="do_nothing.cfm">
</CFIF>
<CFIF detect_cache>
<CFMODULE template="disable_cache.cfm">
</CFIF>
<CFIF fast_cpu>
<CFMODULE template="set_wait_states.cfm" p="lots">
<CFMODULE template="set_mouse.cfm" p1="speed" p2="very_slow">
<CFMODULE template="set_mouse.cfm" p1="action" p2="jumpy">
<CFMODULE template="set_mouse.cfm" p1="reaction" p2="sometimes">
</CFIF>
<!--- <CFSET versionNum = "3.11">--->
<!--- <CFSET versionNum = "95">--->
<CFSET versionNum = "98">
<CFOUTPUT>
Welcome to Windows #versionNum#"
</CFOUTPUT>
<CFIF system_ok>
<CFMODULE template="crash.cfm" p="to_dos_prompt">
<CFELSE>
<CFLOOP condition="something">
<CFMODULE template="sleep.cfm" time="5">
<CFMODULE template="get_user_input.cfm">
<CFMODULE template="sleep.cfm" time="5">
<CFMODULE template="act_on_user_input.cfm">
<CFMODULE template="sleep.cfm" time="5">
</CFLOOP>
<CFMODULE template="create_general_protection_fault.cfm" time="5">
</CFIF>
</CFLOOP>
Friday, February 13, 2004, 3:39:05 PM, you wrote:
RR> I know I shouldn't do this... but I stumbled upon a copy of the windows
RR> NT source code and I feel obligated to pass it on (don't tell anyone
RR> where you found it)
RR> /* This is the source code to Microsoft's Windows NT 4.0 */
RR> /* (c) 1997 Microsoft, Corp. */
RR> void boot()
RR> {
RR> hang_for_10_min();
RR> get_half_hardware();
RR> hang_for_5_min();
RR> start_vms();
RR> start_win95();
RR> }
RR> void start_network()
RR> {
RR> start_protocols(0);
RR> start_connections();
RR> kill_3_connections();
RR> create_stupid_exploits_for_unix_people_to_laugh_at();
RR> reboot_in_3_days();
RR> }
RR> main()
RR> {
RR> boot();
RR> ask_for_login();
RR> ignore_login_let_anyone_in();
RR> start_network();
RR> while(1)
RR> {
RR> break();
RR> run_slow();
RR> leek(ram);
RR> use_full_resources(CPU);
RR> }
RR> }
RR> :-o
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