All cf'ers are invited. This is not a recruitment ad. We have NO
COLDFUSION JOB OPENINGS. There is no hidden agenda.. There will be no
recruiting at the party. We are NOT a recruiting firm.. If someone tries
any recruiting, that's what we have the pool for... So, throw all
recruiters in the pool... The rest of you can enjoy the party and talk
amongst yourselves...
You're Invited
To the 16th Annual C-U-S
Not-So-Traditional Xmas Party & Awards Presentation
Saturday, December 16th, 2000 (12/22/2001)
7:30 P.M. to Whenever
From All of us - to All of You - A wish for Happiness in a world at peace
Please come share the spirit of this joyous season with us
(It can be this way always)
C-U-S Business Systems
20210 S.W. 48th Place
Fort Lauderdale, FL 33332-1096
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Expected Weather:
Temperature usually around 70, could be cooler, so bring a sweater just in
case. By official edict: NO RAIN; NO HURRICANES !!
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Directions to Brian's
20210 SW 48th Place
1. Wear clean underwear.. (Don't ask...)
2. Get off plane in Fort Lauderdale. (Separate directions are available
for those flying into Miami.)
3. Take I-595 West to I-75 South.
4. Go South on I-75 to Griffin Road West.
5. Griffin Road West 4.2 miles to 202nd Ave, immediately after the stand
of pine trees in the center island.
6. Left (South) on 202nd. Go 2 blocks to S.W. 48th Place.
7. Right on S.W. 48th Place. We're the second house on the left. Park
wherever you can find a spot in the surrounding 4 blocks.
8. If you see any alligators, you went about 1 mile too far.... (as long
as you went too far, please check for the remains of my great aunt Alice
who got lost on her way to the party 4 years ago.)
PS You don't have to arrive by plane. Trains, boats, horseback & cars are
all allowed. There will be camping on-site again this year as but the
rooms are full-up at the Wolfsohn Inn. So, if you have camping gear, feel
free to bring it. If you're not the camping type, there are hotels in the
area. Just call the office for specifics. (Dave Cambest, two young ladies
who say they met you at something called �treasure island� were asking
about your "campground tours".. Would you like to fill in the host on what
you have planned here.. )
PPS The driveway is reserved for Miatas (& John McCracken )
PPPS There will be a secure room for the folk club to store their
instruments and extra band members.
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Attire Dress Optional. (Pants also optional)
Ozzie, Requests are pouring in from all over the folkincountry for your
Tina Turner outfit.
Heather, Your halloween outfit won't work for the xmas party.
Sandy, On the other hand, YOUR halloween outfit might..
Clayton, Jeans, not those pajama things you parade around in..SFSF
Donna, No, you can't wear the postman.
Jack Hardy, An orange shirt would be nice..
Steve G., No, you can't wear Robby's clothes. (but, I hear Susan M. has an
outfit you can wear).
Kid: Even those white pants won't get you in the door.
Billy M. No, you can't just wear your mandolin !!
Birthday Boys and Birthdays Girls: You are NOT required to wear your
birthday suits.. (this includes you, Donna)
(Everyone else... You're on your own� Good luck)
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Age Requirements 18 or Over; 100 or under
Food More than you could eat in two days.. So, arrive hungry.. And take
food home...
Drink Of course, but don't drink & drive. Designated drunks must
identify themselves at check-in.
Party Officially begins at 7:30 p.m. Slave labor, oops early arrivals
are welcome.
Awards Ceremony Approximately 10:00 p.m. I promise; this year, the
awards ceremony will be finished by the time the garbage is picked up
Monday morning..
Musical Entertainment Immediately after the awards, there will be a very
special musical guest. Don't miss this very, very special talent.
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RSVP by December 8th
RSVP: This means you take 5 seconds out of your busy schedule, turn down
that Milli Vanilli album, Sean Williams, & tell us whether or not you're
coming to the party. (Even if you are just reading this and don't know us,
tell us you read it and aren't coming!!) We need to know whether to get 3
or 4 suckling pigs for the roast. (Not to worry, we use only kosher
pigs) We also need to know whether to order 3 or 4 virgins (mixed sexes)
for sacrifice to the party gods.
Please contact us at (954) 680-6545 to rsvp or to volunteer for the
sacrifices, or e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Entertainment
1. Nicole will be demonstrating what she learned this year in knife
throwing at the circus - 101. It's not too late to volunteer to be her
assistant.. (she goes through them pretty quick)..
2. There will be a midnight tour (at 11pm) of all the miatas in the parking
lot. We're going to do it quietly this year, and see if we can't catch
them making little miatas.
3. Folkies will be playing late into the night and if we can go on past
experience, well into the next day..
4. Based on Linda Scharf's recommendation, all partyers who are
unsuccessful during "Who I Ain't", will leave the piece of clothing that
the Who I Ain't name is on in the closet (a Gracie Allen closet if you
will). Replacement clothing will be freely available.
5. The ColdFusion people at the party will be talking programming, not
building atomic bombs.
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Personals:
Debbie & George Martin: Debbie, YOU'RE the one that's invited.. If George
wants to come along, then I guess you can bring him. Tell George we have
chinese food just for him..
Jackie: Don't' believe all those stories Stephen has told you.. You do not
need to give massages to EVERYONE to be allowed to attend
Jeff Burchard: The party is Saturday night again this year. Spring for a
hotel room; don't drive the 5 hours to/from Tampa that day.
Mike Wozniak: The girl you met 5 years ago knows you've moved to Orlando..
She says that either you're coming down to the party, or she's coming up to
Orlando!! I don't know what she sees in you, but she said it was "REALLY
GREAT!!" She muttered something else about fatal attraction and faded back
into the dark night...
Basil, Charlotte: Sorry, it's a no smoking affair
Ozzie: NO, you can't change the CD!! (and we've had some calls inquiring
about your friend, Jimmy Buffet)
Richard: There's a trailer park nearby that is short one �peak� experience.
Elvis: You're still dead, so please stay away unless you want to
play. P.S. Do NOT invade Dave Cambest's body for the evening..
S. Apple: Doing a live radio remote?? Let's talk licensing fees.
Karen M. Your chariot awaits. You just have to want to ride..
Peggy Tibke: When I used to call you, I'd get a busy signal & I'd know you
were on the phone.. Now, you're just so tied up, you can't get to the phone!!
Nina M./E.T./Rob.W,Towerman,.: As always,the software testing team awaits.
Mike Weintraub: The girl mike woz. met 5 years ago says "If HE doesn't
show up. You're it" Better not be late!!
Please bring unwrapped toy(s).
These will be donated to local charities..
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My CUS Xmas Party Celebration Submission:
Please fill in the blanks with your own creative suggestion. The best
suggestions will be announced during the awards ceremony and the most
creative suggestion might win a prize.
___ Please leave my name out of this!
This year, we should celebrate:
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Please come share the spirit of this joyous season with us
(It can be this way always)
SPECIAL INVITATION TO OUR C-U-S CLIENTS
If the festivities aren't enough to entice you to join us, here's a little
extra inducement. Sunday, we'll have client workshops to learn more about
our online auction system, and desktop version 9, brainstorm about future
enhancements, and help you learn how to use our newest tools. We generally
spend most of the afternoon at this, and then go out for a fun dinner, all
compliments of C-U-S. Please try to join us!
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