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<CFUG-SFL Manager>
-Kev
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Hoffman, Joe (CIT) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Wednesday, November 29, 2000 4:53 PM
> To: CF-Talk
> Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: RE: CUS Xmas Party!!
>
>
> >> Saturday, December 16th, 2000 (12/22/2001)
> >> 7:30 P.M. to Whenever
>
> Hmmmmm ?
>
> Kinda goes hand in hand with the new Florida state motto:
> "Where your vote counts! and counts and counts and counts"
>
>
> Joe
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Brian L. Wolfsohn [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Wednesday, November 29, 2000 2:06 PM
> To: CF-Talk
> Subject: CUS Xmas Party!!
>
>
> All cf'ers are invited. This is not a recruitment ad. We have NO
> COLDFUSION JOB OPENINGS. There is no hidden agenda.. There will be no
> recruiting at the party. We are NOT a recruiting firm.. If someone tries
> any recruiting, that's what we have the pool for... So, throw all
> recruiters in the pool... The rest of you can enjoy the party and talk
> amongst yourselves...
>
> You're Invited
> To the 16th Annual C-U-S
> Not-So-Traditional Xmas Party & Awards Presentation
>
> Saturday, December 16th, 2000 (12/22/2001)
> 7:30 P.M. to Whenever
>
> From All of us - to All of You - A wish for Happiness in a world at
> peace
>
> Please come share the spirit of this joyous season with us
> (It can be this way always)
>
> C-U-S Business Systems
>
> 20210 S.W. 48th Place
>
> Fort Lauderdale, FL 33332-1096
>
> --------------------------------------------
> Expected Weather:
> Temperature usually around 70, could be cooler, so bring a
> sweater just in
> case. By official edict: NO RAIN; NO HURRICANES !!
>
>
> --------------------------------------------
> Directions to Brian's
>
> 20210 SW 48th Place
>
> 1. Wear clean underwear.. (Don't ask...)
>
> 2. Get off plane in Fort Lauderdale. (Separate directions are available
> for those flying into Miami.)
>
> 3. Take I-595 West to I-75 South.
>
> 4. Go South on I-75 to Griffin Road West.
>
> 5. Griffin Road West 4.2 miles to 202nd Ave, immediately after the stand
> of pine trees in the center island.
>
> 6. Left (South) on 202nd. Go 2 blocks to S.W. 48th Place.
>
> 7. Right on S.W. 48th Place. We're the second house on the left. Park
> wherever you can find a spot in the surrounding 4 blocks.
>
> 8. If you see any alligators, you went about 1 mile too far.... (as long
> as you went too far, please check for the remains of my great aunt Alice
> who got lost on her way to the party 4 years ago.)
>
> PS You don't have to arrive by plane. Trains, boats, horseback & cars are
> all allowed. There will be camping on-site again this year as but the
> rooms are full-up at the Wolfsohn Inn. So, if you have camping
> gear, feel
> free to bring it. If you're not the camping type, there are
> hotels in the
> area. Just call the office for specifics. (Dave Cambest, two young ladies
> who say they met you at something called "treasure island" were asking
> about your "campground tours".. Would you like to fill in the
> host on what
> you have planned here.. )
>
> PPS The driveway is reserved for Miatas (& John McCracken )
>
> PPPS There will be a secure room for the folk club to store their
> instruments and extra band members.
> --------------------------------------------
> Attire Dress Optional. (Pants also optional)
>
> Ozzie, Requests are pouring in from all over the folkincountry for your
> Tina Turner outfit.
>
> Heather, Your halloween outfit won't work for the xmas party.
>
> Sandy, On the other hand, YOUR halloween outfit might..
>
> Clayton, Jeans, not those pajama things you parade around in..SFSF
>
> Donna, No, you can't wear the postman.
>
> Jack Hardy, An orange shirt would be nice..
>
> Steve G., No, you can't wear Robby's clothes. (but, I hear Susan
> M. has an
> outfit you can wear).
>
> Kid: Even those white pants won't get you in the door.
>
> Billy M. No, you can't just wear your mandolin !!
>
> Birthday Boys and Birthdays Girls: You are NOT required to wear your
> birthday suits.. (this includes you, Donna)
>
> (Everyone else... You're on your own... Good luck)
>
> --------------------------------------------
> Age Requirements 18 or Over; 100 or under
>
> Food More than you could eat in two days.. So, arrive hungry..
> And take
> food home...
>
> Drink Of course, but don't drink & drive. Designated drunks must
> identify themselves at check-in.
>
> Party Officially begins at 7:30 p.m. Slave labor, oops early arrivals
> are welcome.
>
> Awards Ceremony Approximately 10:00 p.m. I promise; this year, the
> awards ceremony will be finished by the time the garbage is picked up
> Monday morning..
>
> Musical Entertainment Immediately after the awards, there will
> be a very
> special musical guest. Don't miss this very, very special talent.
>
> --------------------------------------------
> RSVP by December 8th
>
> RSVP: This means you take 5 seconds out of your busy schedule, turn down
> that Milli Vanilli album, Sean Williams, & tell us whether or
> not you're
> coming to the party. (Even if you are just reading this and
> don't know us,
> tell us you read it and aren't coming!!) We need to know whether
> to get 3
> or 4 suckling pigs for the roast. (Not to worry, we use only kosher
> pigs) We also need to know whether to order 3 or 4 virgins
> (mixed sexes)
> for sacrifice to the party gods.
>
> Please contact us at (954) 680-6545 to rsvp or to volunteer for the
> sacrifices, or e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> --------------------------------------------
> Entertainment
>
> 1. Nicole will be demonstrating what she learned this year in knife
> throwing at the circus - 101. It's not too late to volunteer to be her
> assistant.. (she goes through them pretty quick)..
>
> 2. There will be a midnight tour (at 11pm) of all the miatas in
> the parking
> lot. We're going to do it quietly this year, and see if we can't catch
> them making little miatas.
>
> 3. Folkies will be playing late into the night and if we can go on past
> experience, well into the next day..
>
> 4. Based on Linda Scharf's recommendation, all partyers who are
> unsuccessful during "Who I Ain't", will leave the piece of clothing that
> the Who I Ain't name is on in the closet (a Gracie Allen closet if you
> will). Replacement clothing will be freely available.
>
> 5. The ColdFusion people at the party will be talking programming, not
> building atomic bombs.
>
> --------------------------------------------
> Personals:
>
> Debbie & George Martin: Debbie, YOU'RE the one that's invited..
> If George
> wants to come along, then I guess you can bring him. Tell George we have
> chinese food just for him..
>
> Jackie: Don't' believe all those stories Stephen has told you..
> You do not
> need to give massages to EVERYONE to be allowed to attend
>
> Jeff Burchard: The party is Saturday night again this year. Spring for a
> hotel room; don't drive the 5 hours to/from Tampa that day.
>
> Mike Wozniak: The girl you met 5 years ago knows you've moved to
> Orlando..
> She says that either you're coming down to the party, or she's
> coming up to
> Orlando!! I don't know what she sees in you, but she said it was "REALLY
> GREAT!!" She muttered something else about fatal attraction and
> faded back
> into the dark night...
>
> Basil, Charlotte: Sorry, it's a no smoking affair
>
> Ozzie: NO, you can't change the CD!! (and we've had some calls inquiring
> about your friend, Jimmy Buffet)
>
> Richard: There's a trailer park nearby that is short one "peak"
> experience.
>
> Elvis: You're still dead, so please stay away unless you want to
> play. P.S. Do NOT invade Dave Cambest's body for the evening..
>
> S. Apple: Doing a live radio remote?? Let's talk licensing fees.
>
> Karen M. Your chariot awaits. You just have to want to ride..
>
> Peggy Tibke: When I used to call you, I'd get a busy signal & I'd
> know you
> were on the phone.. Now, you're just so tied up, you can't get to the
> phone!!
>
> Nina M./E.T./Rob.W,Towerman,.: As always,the software testing team awaits.
>
> Mike Weintraub: The girl mike woz. met 5 years ago says "If HE doesn't
> show up. You're it" Better not be late!!
>
> Please bring unwrapped toy(s).
>
> These will be donated to local charities..
>
>
>
>
> --------------------------------------------
> My CUS Xmas Party Celebration Submission:
>
> Please fill in the blanks with your own creative suggestion. The best
> suggestions will be announced during the awards ceremony and the most
> creative suggestion might win a prize.
>
> ___ Please leave my name out of this!
>
> This year, we should celebrate:
>
> ______________________________
>
> ______________________________
>
> ______________________________
>
> ______________________________
>
> ______________________________
>
> ______________________________
>
> Submitted by: ___________________
>
> Please come share the spirit of this joyous season with us
> (It can be this way always)
>
> SPECIAL INVITATION TO OUR C-U-S CLIENTS
>
> If the festivities aren't enough to entice you to join us, here's
> a little
> extra inducement. Sunday, we'll have client workshops to learn more about
> our online auction system, and desktop version 9, brainstorm about future
> enhancements, and help you learn how to use our newest tools. We
> generally
> spend most of the afternoon at this, and then go out for a fun
> dinner, all
> compliments of C-U-S. Please try to join us!
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