Twas the night before Christmas when all through the data centre not a creature was stirring the monitoring team were out on a bender.
The power was out The UPS could not cope The air conditioning shut down There just wasn't anymore hope. The servers were hot, the router was shot The Apples were MACsed out. The windows servers were not patched and getting attacked by a bot. Novel was Netware fiction Suse was snoozing Red Hat had crushed first I'm sure I saw Ubunto oozing. Corfield's cloud evaporated in the heat Kotek's objects and methods not looking so neat Spring had uncoiled Hibernate awoken and droned Transfer relocated Mandel could only muster a moan. Priest prayed for an Ant trail Make check simply reported fail The Fusebox was all tripped Reactor just couldn't Java was in a heap, while C pointed nowhere and mX unit just couldn't. Then out of the dark Came a most brilliant light It was full of efficiency A fabulous white It shone like silver, a metal hue It had become everyone's button home Hallelujah, the saviour Google's almighty Chrome. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "cfaussie" group. To post to this group, send email to cfaus...@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to cfaussie+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/cfaussie?hl=en.
